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Senator Leahy is Not Intimidated by Thugs
My excitement for The Dark Knight is not cable of being measured. Don't believe me, then feel these nipples...As some of you may already know, Senator Patrick Leahy (D, Vermont) is a huge Batman fan. He did some voice work...more »
Posted on July 3, 2008 4:30 PM
Bill O'Reilly: Gay People Like Mayonnaise
Finally! My two favorite things in the whole world have come together: Bill O'Reilly and mayonnaise. Well, not really. I mean, don't get me wrong, I do enjoy mayonnaise, but I don't typically enjoy Bill O'Reilly. He's not very good...more »
Posted on June 20, 2008 7:49 PM
Cerealism: The Republican Secret Weapon
WARNING: The following is chockfull of morons, Mormons, oxymorons, and hell, maybe even oxy-Mormons. Know that when I use a term such as “left” when referring to slanted Republicans, I use it in the most righteous since of the word....more »
Posted on June 19, 2008 4:58 PM
Rudy Giuliani is too Bald to be President
DISCLAIMER: This post is not meant to be taken seriously. I mean no personal offense to bald and/or balding TPMers. Just because I have flowing, beautiful, breathtaking, wavy (is that enough?) hair does not mean that I am an anti-baldite....more »
Posted on June 16, 2008 2:59 PM
Kevin Coster & Chris Matthews in 'Swing Vote'
I can't stand Kevin Costner. I can count on one hand how many of his films I have enjoyed. I'm not over exaggerating. Watch, I'll count them: Thirteen Days, Waterworld (yes, I enjoyed it the first time I saw...more »
Posted on June 15, 2008 9:58 PM
TPM Needs a Humor Section
This isn't going to be some enlightening post, so I'll keep it brief. TPM Cafe needs a section strictly for humor and satire. A place where serious issues and topics can be satirized. As The Daily Show and Stephen Colbert...more »
Posted on June 11, 2008 11:52 PM
About That Michelle Obama Video....
It's been a stressful few weeks for all of us. Most of us are passionate about politics and take it very seriously. I think many of us could use a drink or just a good laugh or hell, maybe even...more »
Posted on June 7, 2008 8:07 PM
Fox News Jokes About "Knocking Off" Obama
Fox News contributor Liz Trotta referred to Barack Obama as “Osama” then laughed it off and suggested that both Barack Obama and Osama bin Laden should be knocked off.Watch the video....more »
Posted on May 25, 2008 7:31 PM
"I've had enough of Hussein."
Are the good sheeple of West Virginia the most racist, uneducated, and misinformed voters in America? Or will Kentucky top them next week? I’m willing to bet that the lovely white ladies who were interviewed by the news networks, and...more »
Posted on May 15, 2008 3:56 PM
GOP Fingers Obama
The GOP has unveiled a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7Yd80tXs_4">new TV spot</a> that frivolously attacks Barack Obama, sans evidence, with the usual Republican scare tactics of guns, abortion, black people, ect... What's truly disgraceful about the ad is that they cropped an image...more »
Posted on May 9, 2008 10:28 AM
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It's slang. He's a fucking donut.
Posted at July 10, 2008 4:15 PM in response to Report: Bush Officials Not Happy About Possible Obama Speech At Brandenburg Gate
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There goes the endorsements of both Flipper and Lassie.
Posted at July 8, 2008 2:34 PM in response to Associated Press: Pet Owners Prefer McCain To "Petless" Obama
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Well, if Leahy can tangle with Gonzo, he can tangle with The Joker. I wouldn't be surprised if they killed Batman off and just let Leahy take over.
Posted at July 3, 2008 6:11 PM in response to Senator Leahy is Not Intimidated by Thugs
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You can say that again.
Posted at June 30, 2008 3:58 PM in response to Bill Clinton And Obama Finally Speak
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Grover Norquist? Who cares what a Muppet thinks anyway?
Posted at June 27, 2008 3:05 PM in response to Conservative Activist Grover Norquist: Obama Is "Kerry With A Tan"
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This headline makes my brain itch. Better scratch it with a Q-Tip.
Posted at June 27, 2008 1:28 PM in response to Unity Event Designed To Achieve Unity About To Start In Unity
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Rove is the type of guy who hangs out at buffets.
Posted at June 23, 2008 2:39 PM in response to Rove: Obama Is The Type Of Guy Who Hangs Out At Country Clubs
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Pink is the new black.
Meat is the new bread.
McCain is the new Dole.Posted at June 22, 2008 2:17 PM in response to Election Central Sunday Roundup
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As Seinfeld would say, "What's the deal with salsa?"
Posted at June 21, 2008 2:32 AM in response to Bill O'Reilly: Gay People Like Mayonnaise
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Mustard can't comment due to a crusty clog in the tip.
Posted at June 20, 2008 9:29 PM in response to Bill O'Reilly: Gay People Like Mayonnaise
