New McCain Ad: "Celebrities Don't Have To Worry About Family Budgets"
If John McCain's number-of-houses gaffe made his efforts to paint Obama as an out-of-touch elitist all the more ridiculous, the McCain campaign apparently hasn't gotten the memo yet.
McCain is up with yet another "celeb" sneer spot, and absurdly, this one makes the direct suggestion that Obama is rich. "Celebrities don't have to worry about family budgets," the spot says. "But we sure do."
One thing this is a reminder of is the audacity of the Roveian up-is-downism the McCain team is now resorting to. McCain is the grandson of admirals, married a wealthy heiress and has eight to 11 homes, while Obama was raised by a single mother, went to school on scholarships and worked his way up to his current station? Doesn't matter. We'll just say that Obama's the out-of-touch elitist -- that up is down -- over and over again as often as it takes to change reality.
The ad is running on national cable and in "key states," the McCain campaign says. Full script after the jump.
ANNOUNCER: Celebrities don't have to worry about family budgets, but we sure do.We're paying more for food and gas, making it harder to save for college, retirement.
Obama's solution? Higher taxes called "a recipe for economic disaster."
He's ready to raise your taxes, but not ready to lead.
JOHN MCCAIN: I'm John McCain and I approved this message.















If you would have stopped talking about the houses, you wouldn't have forced us to do this . . . . Keep it up and just wait till you see the crap we can make up.
August 22, 2008 11:34 AM | Reply | Permalink
and, I forgot to mention - HE WAS A POW.
August 22, 2008 11:35 AM | Reply | Permalink
Big damn grin!!!!!!!!
Man I'm loving this - McLame's gyroscope is totally haywire.
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!
August 22, 2008 11:56 AM | Reply | Permalink
You better not say he's lost his bearings!
August 22, 2008 12:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
Wouldn't dream of it.
He's just confused, that's all. :-)
August 22, 2008 12:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR MCCAIN!!!
August 22, 2008 11:35 AM | Reply | Permalink
So true!
I think this well go over as well as a turd in a punch bowl!
August 22, 2008 11:36 AM | Reply | Permalink
These ads McCain are running are effective. They are not effective for the celebrity meme but for the raise taxes line. That's the line that is resonating with the GOP base, it is working.
Obama has to counter the age ol tax and spend liberal label.
August 22, 2008 12:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
JohnSidneyMcMANSIONMentum™!!! (III)
Did I get it right? :-)
August 22, 2008 12:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
very much so.
August 22, 2008 1:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
What? No shot of the big Berlin crowd?
August 22, 2008 11:36 AM | Reply | Permalink
"I'm John McCain and I was a POW ... oh, yeah, and I approve this message."
August 22, 2008 11:37 AM | Reply | Permalink
These sorts of ads are a mistake for McCain because they just invite the further focus and comparisons (including McCain's houses)on the candidates' wealth and privilege, and anyway you slice it, McCain is wealthier and more privileged than OBama. Fact is Obama was paying off student loans until just a few years ago and McCain's never worked to pay a bill in his life.
August 22, 2008 11:39 AM | Reply | Permalink
And the claim that McCain won't raise taxes sounds awfully self-serving in light of this, too.
August 22, 2008 11:40 AM | Reply | Permalink
In the words of Bart Simpson: "Boooring!"
August 22, 2008 11:40 AM | Reply | Permalink
What the hell does Grampy Golddigger McCain know about family budgets.
To me this seems like a comdey routine between the straight guy (McCain in this case) and the funny guy (Obama) where the straight guy says something stupid and the funny guy knocks it out of the park.
I can see it now:
Narrator: McCain likes to talk about family budgets, but how many families buy their daughter a $700,000 condo for graduating college? How many family budgets include $300,000 in household servants salaries?
Mana from heaven people. And Grampy Goldddigger McCain keeps digging the hole deeper.
August 22, 2008 11:41 AM | Reply | Permalink
What McCain knows about family budgets is that higher taxes make it harder to make ends meet. The higher taxes line resonates with folks scrimping and saving to just to get back. The last thing they want are higher taxes.
Let's not get all giddy about this. Obama has to hit back with HIS SOLUTION to help with those tight budges which is the middle class tax CUT and $1,000 rebate.
Obama has to start saying he has a SOLUTION for that. His SOLUTION will CHANGE the Washington insider game that works so well for McCain where the only ones getting tax cuts are the rich.
August 22, 2008 12:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
He says that all the time, but the media doesn't pay attention to wonky stuff like that, they pay attention to negative ads.
August 22, 2008 2:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
The only budget McCain has to worry about is the allowance that his sugar mama gives him.
August 22, 2008 11:41 AM | Reply | Permalink
My hypothesis is that McCain has to keep taxes on rich people low because Cindy has threatened to lower his allowance if he doesn't.
It's hard out there for a kept man.
August 22, 2008 11:43 AM | Reply | Permalink
Weak.
August 22, 2008 11:41 AM | Reply | Permalink
I'm wondering if they had this one in the can before HouseGate and are running it now because they figured they'd already spent the money anyway.
August 22, 2008 11:45 AM | Reply | Permalink
That has to be the explanation.
August 22, 2008 11:51 AM | Reply | Permalink
Democrats are dealing...(I had to try it once).
August 22, 2008 12:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
..and the republicans are reeling. :)
August 22, 2008 12:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
Wait, I'm confused now. So, Obama is a rich celebrity who doesn't need to worry about family budgets BUT who can't afford to buy his house himself and must rely on shady deals with Rezko?
Ummmm, if you say so, Mr. POW.
August 22, 2008 11:42 AM | Reply | Permalink
Tortured logic of the Rovian persuasion.
August 22, 2008 11:44 AM | Reply | Permalink
Yep, it's got that Rove stench all over it. "I'm filthy rich and out of touch, so I'll accuse my opponent of being filthy rich and out of touch." "I'm a lying sack of shit, so Ill accuse my opponent of being a lying sack of shit." "I have to resort to negative attacks because I've got nothing positive to say about myself so..."
What's next? McCain accuses Obama of being a senile hothead who uses "I was a POW" as an excuse for every single one of his shortcomings?
August 22, 2008 12:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
That gave me a good laugh. If only we could generate a CGI McCain and do a web viral version of that one.
August 23, 2008 1:12 AM | Reply | Permalink
'Bush's Brain,' the book which lays out Rove's history as a political operative makes clear that the latest percolations oozing from the McCain campaign have Rove's fingerprints all over them.
(When the news that McCain's office had received a threatening letter and some 'mysterious' white powder came out, I recalled when Rove wire-tapped his own office {he was working for a candidate at the time} and accused his candidate's opponent of the dastardly deed. The FBI was called in etc. etc. investigated and surmised that it was an inside job - too many things didn't add up.)
August 22, 2008 1:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
He needed the help of Rezko cuz he couldn't budget properly...too much of the house fund spent on Latte and Arugala...
August 22, 2008 12:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
arugula is killing my budget too!
August 22, 2008 12:17 PM | Reply | Permalink
Even YOU were giggling as you wrote that.
August 22, 2008 12:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
SFCWallace,
but only one house.
August 22, 2008 6:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
The celebrity angle losses a lot of punch when you can't even count your McMansions.
This is the "click the heels of our ruby red slippers together and maybe yesterday will go away" line of attack.
August 22, 2008 11:42 AM | Reply | Permalink
The McCains don't have McMansions. They have the real deal.
August 22, 2008 12:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
this celebrity stuff is getting old as well.
August 22, 2008 11:43 AM | Reply | Permalink
McGolddiggolo's campaign's celebrity meme has been effectively pivoted back by the Obama camp.
They are now making total jackasses out of themselves by perpetuating it.
August 22, 2008 11:44 AM | Reply | Permalink
Now that McCain has been knowcked back on his heels over the houses flap, Obama should defuse the "class warfare" defense by simply saying "Yes John, I'm rich. I earned my money - I didn't marry into it. Oh, and I remebered to pay all of the property taxes on the nice house my wife and I were able to afford due to our hard work." The Republicans are right, in this instance. Being rich is not a sin. Being a rich chisler (like McCain) is.
August 22, 2008 11:45 AM | Reply | Permalink
I don't know if it is a sin so much as it flys in the face of the image McCain has tried to mold.
But I like the way you think!
August 22, 2008 11:47 AM | Reply | Permalink
As of yesterday, 'celebrity' has zero mojo. I doubt the cable nets will even give this one much play because they've presented the idea ten times already. There's just nothing new here.
This ad further reinforces that McCain's media shop has nothing left, except maybe Wright. Once Obama gets his VP bounce, McCain will be forced to respond with Wright or lose even more ground.
The true impact of McCain's gaffe has yet to be truly measured, but it's going to be a lot bigger than it's already gotten. It could be the single thing that lost the election.
August 22, 2008 11:45 AM | Reply | Permalink
Exactly.
House-gate completely neutered the Celebrity line of attack.
August 22, 2008 11:47 AM | Reply | Permalink
Man, what a difference a day makes. This is why the Obama campaign CANNOT LET UP with the house-gate attacks. Yesterday cannot be the last we've heard of this from them.
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August 22, 2008 11:50 AM | Reply | Permalink
I like a lot of what you have to say, but I flat out refuse to visit that blog that you link to everytime you post. Is it yours?
August 24, 2008 1:40 AM | Reply | Permalink
I think the word you are looking for is "castrated" not "neutered."
August 22, 2008 12:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
Unless the celebrity line of attack just had her tubes tied.
August 22, 2008 12:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yes, love it. If this or other "celebrity" ads get media attention now, it will be as a result of how ironic they appear in light of the 8-11 houses. McCain has finally made his hypocrisy easy and obvious enough that the MSM will bite.
August 22, 2008 12:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
One would also think they would be smart enough not to release this during the housing flap. Anyone who does not even know how many houses they have is not too concerned about their family budget either. They really think this is the message to lead with?
August 22, 2008 11:46 AM | Reply | Permalink
Another note: How long until Obama has an ad out showing McCain appearing on 24 and Wedding Crashers?
They've done one spot, but they haven't really pushed the point. With this "housegate" angle they can easily tie the two points together and slam it home.
August 22, 2008 11:46 AM | Reply | Permalink
Again with the Happy Music?
August 22, 2008 11:46 AM | Reply | Permalink
That music tag really reminds me of those drug commercials where they tell you that you need this or that drug, but never tell you exactly what it does.
Come to think of it, it's perfect for the McCain campaign.
August 22, 2008 11:57 AM | Reply | Permalink
very arrogant for the rich white hair dude to call the poor candidate an elitist.
Obama interview from 1995
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrBtMn5Zm9k
August 22, 2008 11:46 AM | Reply | Permalink
You forgot wrinkly.
August 22, 2008 1:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
Can we have an ad mentioning the quarter of a million that the McCains spend on household help a year?
August 22, 2008 11:47 AM | Reply | Permalink
My thoughts exactly. As long as McCain is bringing up "household budgets" shouldn't someone describe exactly what McCain's household budget is?
August 22, 2008 11:50 AM | Reply | Permalink
And how long before Obama has an ad out about McCain's "Black Centurion" AmEx card?
August 22, 2008 11:48 AM | Reply | Permalink
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7PfSEtiXPw
August 22, 2008 11:51 AM | Reply | Permalink
If this goes viral, it is over!
August 22, 2008 11:55 AM | Reply | Permalink
Well, maybe. But the narration gets garbled (at least in the two times I played it). And what's with having it narrated with a working-class British accent? What's that supposed to convey?
August 22, 2008 12:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
I think it's supposed to be an impersonation (albeit not a very good one) of Robin Leach on the old show, "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous."
August 22, 2008 12:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
Dirk,
It was garbled for me to ..and the part garbled was very important..that he was the 8th richest Senator (I think is what he said) and then it is like the volume goes lower when he says he is worth up to $100Million...very critical points in the message.
I got the british accent allusion to Robin Leach, Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous, narrator..great touch...as it is solely associated with the filthy rich!!
August 22, 2008 1:16 PM | Reply | Permalink
Is this what McGoo's people meant when they said they were really going to let Obama have it?
They've taken the gloves off, alright. And the hands underneath look wrinkly, liver-spotted, and arthritic.
August 22, 2008 11:51 AM | Reply | Permalink
Stop! I can't even think up anything to say - I'm laughing too hard.
Damn this is good. McLame just turned himself into a huge national joke.
August 22, 2008 12:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
Tena let's not count our chickens before they hatch!!
I am as excited as you but I know those repugTHUGS have more nastiness up their sleeves...they are going to get REAL ugly before this is over.
I just hope Obama has the stomach for it.
Obama has to state solutions in every ad he hits McCain back with.
Notice how when McCain hits back he says HIGHER TAXES in each ad...and that is what folks are associating Obama with. Even if the celeb tag doesn't stick, higher taxes will. That message has just as much appeal to struggling folks as McCain being 'out of touch'...folks do not want more taxes when they are strugglling. So Obama has to hit back even harder with how McCain benefits from the Bush tax cuts that made it harder for the middle class to budget for gass and food and mortgage.
August 22, 2008 1:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
Welcome back, brother - well played :)
August 22, 2008 12:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
McCain = POW = Person Of Wealth.
August 22, 2008 11:51 AM | Reply | Permalink
Winnah, winnah, chicken dinnah!
I hope Obama's ruthless enough to put that in a spot.
August 22, 2008 12:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
McCain: POW, always. Maverick, no more.
August 22, 2008 12:13 PM | Reply | Permalink
ANNOUNCER: Celebrities don't have to worry about family budgets, but we sure do. We're the McCains.
We're paying more in salaries for household staff in 7 homes, more for property taxes in 3 states - do you have any idea how much the landscaping alone costs us? But does a mere celebrity know about these things? No!
JOHN MCCAIN: I'm John McCain. I was a POW and I approved this message.
August 22, 2008 11:54 AM | Reply | Permalink
LOLOLOL!!!
This is shaping up to be one great weekend. Wow.
August 22, 2008 11:57 AM | Reply | Permalink
This just seems to provide more fodder for the Obama campaign.
As in, who doesn't have to worry about the budget? Why, the candidate with 7 homes....
August 22, 2008 11:58 AM | Reply | Permalink
I'm so confused--by Mc's own definition O wouldn't even be considered 'rich' since he made less than $5 million & his insane 'help' budget is more like 6x's more than what the average person makes--what a putz!
August 22, 2008 12:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
You don't even have to go that far - the fact that he couldn't remember how many houses they own and then it turns out their domestic budget doubled almost - which means they doubled the number of fucking servants they have on payroll - how stupid is it for McLame to go on this particular attack?
August 22, 2008 12:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
McCain wasn't even thinking along those lines, you know that Tena...he was busy putting that 'youngupstartuppitynegro' IN HIS PLACE. For having the temerity to think he could run for the Senator! Who does he think he is. I am the son of ADMIRALS and I had to wait until I was sixty to run, so who is this Barack fella to step on the national & WORLD stage and receive all this adulation.
McCain didn't think for one minute it would backfired because he thought that HE was a bastion of substance and Obama was an empty suit. McCain has cultivated and lived behind the facade of being an everyday fella for so long that he did not even consider how his wealth made the message absurd.
Besides, he knew the media would play along with his fairytale struggling POW narrative, cause he has smooze them for years.
Heck the media even refers to his multi-home estate as a RANCH...the media is complicit in this deception!!
so, naw...McCain didn't see this coming. No one has ever even inferred that he is a kept man. Hell McCain himself refers to his heiress as a '*unt' in PUBLIC and the press doesn't even report it.
So, McCain truly beleived he could get away with this.
I am so glad Obama is shining a flashlight on the entire hypocrisy and complicity of the press!!
I hope they produce a stockpile of ads on this same theme and have them available to release in a moment's notice with just a little tweak to make it relevant to the latest STUPID OUT of TOUCH remark McCain makes.
We all need to have large clanking key CHAINS for the convention to rattle ...as a symbol of the 8-10 homes.
August 22, 2008 1:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
"But we sure do."
No you dont. You have 11 houses John McCain. You havent worried about money since the day you met the rich Cindy Hensley/
August 22, 2008 12:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
let it germinate
August 22, 2008 12:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
YES!!!!!
Such a garden this is going to grow!
August 22, 2008 12:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
This is priceless. So who has the celebrity problem when Robin Leach--yeas of The Lives of the Rich and Famous--defends McCain to the LA Times. It was 'confusion about who holds the title' no biggie. Per Ben Smith.
August 22, 2008 12:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oh, this is going to hurt the old codger.
$300,000 a year for household staff?
$250,000 a month in credit card bills?
One multi-million dollar condo too small? Hell, buy another one!
I almost feel sorry for McCain.
Almost. :-)
August 22, 2008 12:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
Holy shit - $250K a month in credit card bills? $250K a month?
Jesus.
August 22, 2008 12:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
Thats what I have been thinking about this whole time. The CC bill is %100 fiar game to go after. These two greedy f'ers don't have enough money already, so they use their credit card. I guess with the tax cuts he wants to pass, he can pay that down abit.
Again, what a pair of rich greedy bastards.
August 22, 2008 12:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yes $250K is the minimum you have to spend annually to qualify for the AmEX black centurion card.
August 22, 2008 1:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
yawn. Find some new material, John.
UPDATE: A Democratic source emails this tidbit, undermining the idea that Obama (a celeb) doesn't have to worry about family budgets but "we" (presumably including McCain) does. "McCain spends MORE a year on house STAFF ($273,000), than the average person's home is worth ($218,000)."
This is according to personal financial disclosure forms.
August 22, 2008 12:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
Uh...that's "Houses" staff, thank you very much.
August 22, 2008 12:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
LOL - yeah, huuuge difference.
August 22, 2008 12:16 PM | Reply | Permalink
So he only keeps hot- and cold-running chambermaids in Sedona and Arlington, then?
August 22, 2008 12:30 PM | Reply | Permalink
You're being a good sport!
August 22, 2008 12:30 PM | Reply | Permalink
No,
"house staff" is correct, house can be used just as the word fish is used, singular and plural.
House of Tudor.
August 22, 2008 6:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
Man, TPM has missed Tena the past week.
August 22, 2008 12:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
Aw - missed y'all too, awful.
Thanks - that makes me feel good.
August 22, 2008 12:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
Probably for the best you weren't here. The hand-wringing was unbearable.
August 22, 2008 12:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
I tried to fight the Chicken Little mentality. Gave up and left for a while myself.
August 22, 2008 12:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
Same here.
August 22, 2008 12:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
Probably was just as well, but I could have skipped all the frustration this week. I drove 300 miles on Monday, spent a lot of money on a new laptop and then spent the next 3 days trying to reconcile conflicting information about why I still couldn't get on line.
And then there was the storm last Sunday that sent water streaming through my kitchen ceiling. So much I didn't have enough buckets and bowls to catch it and had about an inch of water on my kitchen floor.
In retrospect, the handwringing might have been easier to take.
August 22, 2008 12:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
Obama needs to start tying in the "houses" message to his tax increase for the incredibly wealthy.
People who have 8 - 10 houses are going to still be able to afford those homes with the salary they make, but they'll pay more towards our society than those struggling to afford one.
Even say that his tax increase raises the taxes on himself because he makes more than the average family, and he has no problem contributing towards a better America.
August 22, 2008 12:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
This is dumb wow. Tactically McNero needs to change the message this allows Obama a clear platform to act with ridicule and disdain to a nonsense lien of attack by beating McNero about the head and shoulders with, "how many homes is that again?"
Also the little covered story from the LA Times, ya know 9 car motorcade for a starbucks visit. Obama can pile on here and on an issue McNero needs to be winning he is now at best tied and likely if his campaign keeps this crapola up about to lose it, if that happens this election is over.
McNero cannot have this election be about him, period. This ad allows Obama and his surrogates to keeping framing McNero and add to the growing press scrutiny. Furthermore I totally disagree with TNR's take on the POW thing yes it may not ever get the scrutiny of Gholliani, however, if it becomes an excuse that everyone yawns at that is enough, in fact more than enough. Simply put what will McNero use to fill that vaccum?
August 22, 2008 12:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hey SFC which candidate needs a 9 car motorcade to get a latte? Hint it aint the one you want it to be
August 22, 2008 12:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
Obama Hits Back With Success and Richness:
Commentator: In some countries wealth depends on being born [flash Cindy's face] or marry into exorbitant wealth [flash POW's face]-- an accidents of birth or a calculated marriage.
In America, incredibly hard work is rewarded. [flash Obama's face].
Barack Obama will work hard for all Americans as President.
Obama: I'm Barack Obama, I approve this message, and I look forward to going to work for the American people. Together we can make the American dream a reality again.
August 22, 2008 12:12 PM | Reply | Permalink
"Celebrities don't have to worry about family budgets, but you sure do if you don't dump your first wife and live as a gigolo!"
Fixed.
August 22, 2008 12:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
I think Michele has said the Obamas were paying student loans as recently as 5 years ago. McCain's daughter graduated college and got a $800,000 loft at graduation. Something tells me the Obamas know a bit more about family budgets than the McCains.
August 22, 2008 12:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
You are right Glove. The Obamas were struggling and shopping at Target. They were only able to pay off their student loans after Obama spoke at the 2004 DNC convention. His first books Dreams of My Father took off after that speech and that is when they paid off their student loans.
August 22, 2008 1:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
Guys - he just opened the door the the best ad yet - his OWN family budget....
According to tax returns McCain spent $273,000 on household help for the 7,8, 10 however many houses up from $175K the year before....
I can see the ad now.....John McCain's budget doesn't look like yours. In face he owns 8 houses and spent $273,000 on household staff....(pictures or maids, butlers all dressed up)
While millions of Americans are trying to make ends meet John McCain is being waited on.....no wonder his tax plan focuses on the rich like himsel..
In fact his plan would save the McCain's nearly $400K, enoguh to payy all that staff and still have $100,000 for other things...
August 22, 2008 12:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
BAM!!...Great ad...compare McCain's budgte to yours: What he pays for house staff would pay off the mortgage on your 272K home!!
August 22, 2008 1:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
This is really obscene. I didn't know that McLame was this obscenely wealthy. Jesus fucking Christ - no college grad should be handed an $800K loft just for graduating.
God fucking god.
August 22, 2008 12:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well, if Senator 894 had graduated somewhere OTHER than in the bottom 1% of his class, I could see it...
:-)
August 22, 2008 12:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
I see that John McSmear is going after Obama again on taxes. Can someone make an ad about McCain's flip-flopping on Bush' tax cuts? And its really interesting to see McSmear attacking Obama for being popular. "Who would you rather have, my friends? Someone who the whole world embraces, or 25% support in opinion polls?"
August 22, 2008 12:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
John McCain -- "Mansion Accomplished"
August 22, 2008 12:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
O I wish I'd said that.
August 22, 2008 12:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
You just killed it. LOL!
August 22, 2008 12:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
Snooooore. This really seems to be so freakin' weak it looks to be the product of a Dem mole working within McCain's camp. This and the "Housing Problem" ad show how pathetic these guys are when they are up against the wall and have to quickly respond.
BTW; McCain was the grandson and son of admirals (who were pretty amazing men...but that is another story).
August 22, 2008 12:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'm pushing my idea for a bumper sticker / chant:
One House, One Spouse, Obama, '08.
Use it as you will...
August 22, 2008 12:47 PM | Reply | Permalink
Okay - can I just say I love that, Kurtyboy? I see a niche in the market that needs to be filled, and will gladly purchase one if you get them printed up.
August 22, 2008 1:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
I think there's more to be mined from this McCain house flap. For instance: "Now you've heard no doubt that McCain couldn't remember how many houses he had. Well, here's a quick run down to help him: 10. The Sedona ranch worth 1.1M, the condos in ..... Now McCain claims I'm picking on his wife by bringing this up. But I didn't say that SHE forgot how many houses she owned. Even though McCain was privileged and wealthy growing up, when he divorced his first wife and married Cindy, he moved into the wealth bracket where making $5M/yr is the threshold and where owning so many houses he can't remember them all is a real problem. I admit it, I have a valuable house. I worked for it, writing books that people wanted to read, long before I was running for president. Before that, I was working my way through law school to make a life for myself. And I still don't clear McCain's threshold for being wealthy. And he claims I"m out of touch?" Note that this calls McCain a forgetful, skirt-chasing, elitist, philanderer all in one shot.
August 22, 2008 12:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
The house story is the gift that keeps on giving. I would imagine that the Obama media shop is already cutting this ad into bits to be used in an ironic counter ad.
August 22, 2008 12:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
Celebrities don't need to worry about budgets, but POWs like me sure have to. That's why Cindy keeps our interest-free American Express card balance hovering around $750,000, and that's why when things get tight, we just buy another home for great investment tax breaks. That really saves money. And with the price of gas out of reach for most of us, Cindy and I decided to stop driving and start flying our own private plane. You know I was a pilot before I was a POW, right? Right now, jet fuel is cheaper than gas. And those coupons we get from Nordstroms, Nieman-Marcus and Saks Fifth Avenue really help keep us looking sharp. See these shoes, Ferragamo's. Regular price $1200, got 'em with a coupon for $520 with my POW discount!
August 22, 2008 12:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
Damn, I blew a good joke there... should have been "our interest-free POW EXPRESS card"...
August 22, 2008 12:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hey Tena, Why didn't you just jet across to one of your other houses during the flood and get your manservant to clean up the mess?
August 22, 2008 12:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
Dayum - honey I would have, but I had them all busy sewing pearls and emeralds on the dress I'm wearing to the next big gala honoring me and all my wealth.
Life is such a bitch. If only I could have been the only child of parents who weren't such painfully middle class people - I could have hired enough staff to cover the whole situation. I guess I need to check with Cindy McLame over where to hire the best groveling servants I can work to death, ya know?
August 22, 2008 1:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
By the way - I own as my sole separate property one 1600 square foot house built on an unmaintained dead end dirt road in 1940. The road is still unmaintained dirt and a dead end and we have lost our road sign.
No closets, no storage except the burro barns, which I share with about 2 million black widow spiders.
My husband and I own one other house in Dallas - 2400 square feet, 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, 2 closets.
So as much as one would love to think one was something special, one knows one ain't.
I was an only child; I inherited the money to buy myself "a room of my own." (c.f.: Virginia Woolfe.)
August 22, 2008 1:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
August 22, 2008 1:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
John McCain: Imelda Marcos for the 21st century.
August 22, 2008 1:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
McCain's ads are all terrible. How much is he paying these guys?
August 22, 2008 1:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
BTW, has anyone managed to really wrap your head around the massive scale of a 6,000 sq ft high-rise condominium residence? Would this occupy an entire floor? Do they have their own elevator? What floor level or levels do they occupy?
I wonder if Cindy sits there high above Phoenix (like Harry Helmsley was described by Leona atop their NYC penthouse) and points out her real estate properties, "I own that one, and that one, and that one, and that one, and that one ..."
When you also consider the fact that she has two half-siblings out there that she has effectively managed to ignore, this really is an obscene display of opulence and greed.
August 22, 2008 1:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
In my younger years I did home remodeling for the wealthy in North Dallas and Highland Park.
Property in Highland Park was at a premium due to the limited size of the community. So as folks reached retirement age they moved to condos on Turtle Creek to free up the family mansions so the heirs could fight over who would have a Highland Park address.
Even back then, circa 1980, the condos sold for 1/2 a million and the new owners would dump at least that amount into the property for renovations.
Just because the selling price on a condo was 750,000 or so, does not mean they moved in as is. Johnny and his reptilian looking wife most likely dumped another 750K into the properties to make them more comfortable.
August 22, 2008 1:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
That has to be the most overpriced real estate in north Texas and I have to tell you this - last spring, Highland Park floated the fucking idea of making the rest of us pay a goddamn toll to use Mockingbird Lane through their incorporated area.
I wrote the paper (they didn't publish this one, dammit) and said here's an idea: let's build a big ass concrete wall around Highland Park and slap toll gates on it and make them pay every time they leave HP for Dallas.
Motherfuckers!
August 22, 2008 2:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
You just completely described my family history on my father's side for the last 30-40 years. Scary.
August 22, 2008 2:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
This ad is proof that the Republicans' flawed campaign strategy can be used as a weapon against itself.
I'm beginning to suspect Obama's campaign has mastered implementing this strategy.
August 22, 2008 1:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
What do you know about family budgeting if you don't even know how many homes you own? McCain has probably not paid a single bill in 30 years, much less sweat over how to pay the bills and still feed the family. He and his cronies are completely out of touch with America.
August 22, 2008 2:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
I like the comment by a guest on Olbermann last night: McCain is a modern-day Marie Antoinette. "Let them eat cake."
I also think McCain has a Napoleon-complex. A short guy who needs to prove himself through war.
Two French similarities...very unAmerican.
August 22, 2008 2:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
It just occurred to me that if McCain was leaning toward picking Romney, the House-gate flap might cause some reconsideration of that decision. Romney is also uber-rich and made much his money through acquiring, downsizing and flipping businesses. To be sure, that's an ugly background to be courting the coveted white working-class vote. First question up for Mitt: How many houses do you own?
August 22, 2008 2:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
If the Mitt Romney is JMc VP pick is correct the "7 (or more) houses" will have legs straight through the conventions...
Can't wait for the Obama add that says he's middle class by John McCain's admitted standards.
August 22, 2008 2:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
"He is someone who purports to campaign as a man of the people, but who resides in a whole series of wealthy million dollar chateaus and mansions," said Bush campaign spokesman Terry Holt in the summer of 2004. "It's just one more contradiction and example of him being out of the mainstream with America."
August 22, 2008 2:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
I meant to say "Mitt Romney rumor"... my fault.
August 22, 2008 3:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yeah right. Lets talk about family budgets and start with how much the Mccains spend on household help. Do you think $250,000 per year would be in-line with what the average americans pay for the same service? Hell, its more than the value of the house for any average americans! How about a credit card bill of more than half a million dollars? Would this sit well with the electorate? I do hope that Obama's campaign would hit McCain hard on this.
August 23, 2008 12:17 AM | Reply | Permalink
Pathetic. The GOP can't even run good smear anymore, much less a country.
August 24, 2008 12:52 AM | Reply | Permalink