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McCain: "I Know How To Win Wars"

Check out this odd little line buried in John McCain's Iraq speech today:

"I know how to win wars."

As a reader asks in genuine wonderment, Which wars did McCain win again?

Also, from the end of the speech:

"Understand this: When I am commander -in-chief, there will be nowhere the terrorists can run, and nowhere they can hide."

Via HuffPo. One would have imagined that the complete failure of Bush's "Mission Accomplished" swagger would have persuaded the GOP to move beyond this sort of schlock-swinging. But one would be wrong, apparently.

On the other hand, McCain probably thinks that his war service has endowed him with the capacity to schlock-swing in a way Dubya never could.


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How do you win a war when the harder you fight the more enemys you create?

More macho bullshit from a guy who probably can't get it up without a little blue pill.

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How do you win a war when the harder you fight the more enemies you create?

Oh, ye of little faith.  It's just a matter of cloning an army of Jedi fighter pilots.

First, you train them to crash a few jets.  Then you send them over enemy territory to get shot down.  When the interrogation begins...

Q.  Die, infidel scum!

A.  (Waving hand)  The United States is not the Satan you're looking for.

Q.  This is... not the... infidel... we're looking for.  OK, move along!
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Exactly. It is like me saying I know how to levitate. I can say it all day long, that does not mean it is true.

Also, John McCain took his eyes off Osama bin Laden when he supported Bush's strategy to go to war in Iraq, thus directing the forces needed for the Taliban from Afghanistan to the quagmire in Iraq.

Let me see if I can find any sentences about hunting down Osama bin laden in 2001 compared to now.

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OT: GREAT diary on Burton, btw.

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On the other hand, McCain probably thinks that his war service has endowed him with the capacity to schlock-swing in a way Dubya never could.

ZING!

"I know how to win wars".

What a loser. I don't believe that this is going to go over that well, what with W. still around, and visible. That is, if it actually gets reported.

And he referred, again, to Czechoslovakia.

Tell me again why anyone would vote for him?

Because the MSM is bought and paid for.

McCain is a man with a foot in two centuries, 19th and 20th.

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"Understand this: When I am commander -in-chief, there will be nowhere the terrorists can run, and nowhere they can hide."

Anyone else think this sounds like the lyrics to a bad 70s/80s metal band like The Scorpions or Skid Row? Or maybe more like Spinal Tap.

I like Manowar for this one.

Yes, although credit is due to Martha and the Vandellas song, Nowhere To Run:

"Nowhere to run to, baby
Nowhere to hide"

McCain clearly missed a huge opportunity to seem hip by excluding use of the word "baby" from his otherwise comically impotent threat.

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Oh, let's hope he doesn't try to sing that the same way he tried to sing "Barbara Ann"....

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More like a rap song. From the late 80's...
(apologies to Heavy D)

Understand this, before you make a comment
Cause there's always a meaning in a John McCain statement
In this war, I strive for improvement
Be your own war, follow your war movement
War is a legend
Me, I'm legendary at it
Living in the past makes me a war acrobat
Don't try to swing, because you couldn't even hang
We got a war thang
(We've got a war thang)

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I was thinking of the soundtrack to Team America World Police

Vietnam silly! What, you don't remember the "Victory Airlift" or that fun bunch of revelers who partied it up in the US Embassy in Saigon?

We won, with our honor intact, damnit. If you disagree with that, you best run back to Czekosolvakia, or wherever the heck you're from before I whup yer ass!

As a reader asks in genuine wonderment, Which wars did McCain win again?

As Emo Phillips once opined, "I'm a great lover ... I bet."

I beg to differ.

The single war that you fought in was lost.

You were also captured and imprisoned.

You're 0-1, Johnny.

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I believe that was the during his heroic service in the War of 1812.

This still has not been posted on the TPM poll tracker feature. Why is that?

Election Central Morning Roundup
By Eric Kleefeld - July 15, 2008, 8:59AM

Poll: Obama Ahead By Nine Points, But Iraq Verdict Unclear
The new Quinnipiac poll gives Barack Obama a 50%-41% lead over John McCain among likely voters, beyond the ±2.4% margin of error. But the poll has mixed news on Iraq: Respondents say by a 59%-34% margin that the war was the wrong thing to do, but on the other hand they say 51%-43% that troops should be kept there without a fixed date for withdrawal.

Yeah, what liam said. Greg, Eric, why is the Q-Pac poll not listed in poll tracker feature? C'mon guys, for that feature to be useful, it needs all data.

One would have imagined that the complete failure of Bush's "mission accomplished" swagger would have persuaded the GOP to move beyond this sort of schlock-swinging.

Schlong-swinging, please.

What exact war did McCain win again? Oh yeah it's a big fat zero on that front.

Greg, you might be very interested in this Washington Post transcript of Meet The Press from eight years ago, on October 21st, 2001.

RUSSERT: Would you have any problem expanding President Bush's orders to the CIA to go after Osama bin Laden to include Saddam Hussein?

LIEBERMAN: Well, I leave that to the president. But as a matter of principle and morality, of course not.

RUSSERT: Senator McCain?

MCCAIN: I think Joe's right.

And I would just like to add one additional point. I believe that we will succeed. We will endure in Afghanistan. We will take out bin Laden, and we will take out the Taliban. And then we've got a major challenge of a stable government, but...

RUSSERT: How long will that take?

MCCAIN: I think the longer we give the impression that we're there for, the shorter it'll be. Because, as you quoted from articles earlier, they think they can outlast us. I don't think they can this time.

RUSSERT: Do you believe the American people will continue to stay with that campaign?

MCCAIN: Absolutely, and I think the president is doing a great job in leading America and making us aware of the challenge we face.

But I think the real crunch is going to come after Afghanistan is settled and then we have to address the other countries, including Iraq. That's where the coalition may not be so strong. That's where people like the Saudis and the French and many others may have real reservations.

And so, we're going to have to be steadfast. And again, the president will continue and, I think, very eloquently stated, countries that harbor these terrorist organizations will be held responsible, so it'll be their choice, not ours. It'll be their choice.

RUSSERT: But after Afghanistan, you'd have no problem going after Saddam Hussein?

Link To Meet The Press Transcript From October 21st, 2001

Notice that Senators McCain and Lieberman stressed that they would have to get Osama bin Laden first, and settle Afghanistan before going into Iraq. There's more below:

RUSSERT: Senator Lieberman, should we include Iraq as a military target in this war against terrorism?

LIEBERMAN: Well, of course, I feel that so long as Saddam Hussein is in power in Iraq, the United States is in danger. And I think if you look at the words of the president's statement to Congress, again, the war against terrorism, it says, we're not going to be safe until we rid the world of people who have the capacity and the intention to strike at civilians to achieve political ends.

There is some evidence to suggest that Saddam Hussein may have had contact with bin Laden and the Al Qaeda network, perhaps even involved in the September 11 attack. That raises my suspicions.

But the more important point is, we know that Saddam would like to do us the worst kind of ill. We know that he has worked on chemical and biological weapons and, in fact, has used them against his own people and against the Iranians. In my opinion, therefore, Saddam is a terrorist.

And, therefore, we should--it should be a centerpiece of our policy after we finish the business in Afghanistan and bin Laden to end that regime. It begins for me by supporting the Iraqi opposition, the people within Iraq that want to get rid of him. But then, ultimately there has to be an American and, I hope, allied military component to that. Because as long as Saddam is there, our lives are threatened.

RUSSERT: Would you have any problem expanding President Bush's orders to the CIA to go after Osama bin Laden to include Saddam Hussein?

LIEBERMAN: Well, I leave that to the president. But as a matter of principle and morality, of course not.

RUSSERT: Senator McCain?

MCCAIN: I think Joe's right.

The problem is that the business of getting Osama bin Laden was never finished in Afghanistan because of the Iraq.

Senator Barack Obama should hit hard on this.

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Looks like Josh can take down his Help Wanted -- Intern sign :-)

Great find!

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Aw, give the guy a break, at least he didn't refer to the Soviet Union... today... yet.

McCain touts the time he has spent traveling outside the U.S. as part of his pertinent experience, yet he demonstrates his ignorance of modern geographical boundaries on a daily basis. Still, he never gets called on it. Did I miss something? Is McCain's tenuous grasp of reality taboo, like his status as a former POW?

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Do you think that if he learned how to use the internet he would realize that we are all laughing at him for continually referring to a country that hasn't existed for over a decade?

Maybe the old guy has a short term memory deficit.

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And Greg, here's another "odd little line" from McCain, yesterday, talking about Obama:

So I'll be looking forward to hearing what he has to say when he returns and I hope that, I hope that he will have learned that we will withdraw and we will withdraw with honor and we are succeeding so that we will be able to withdraw

Still not sure what he's saying here. Sounds to me like he's saying that we're succeeding over there, and therefore, we can withdraw.

Which sounds awfully similar to the position he has spent so much time lambasting.

Any one else think so?

It sounds awfully similar to the Nixonian Bilge
Peace With Honor.

Nixon dragged that fiasco out a few more years than was necessary.

It actually sounds very mangled. Is Senator McCain thinking clearly when he speaks?

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"It actually sounds very mangled. Is Senator McCain thinking clearly when he speaks?'
flufferwink, McCain is not as skilled as Bush Baby when it comes to the convolution of the English language, but he is clearly trying to get up to speed.

By the way, I know how to win wars as well. On Civilation II, a slow build-up of superior military strength was always a good approach. Do I get to be President now, too?

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I was a pretty mean Battleship player...I'm pretty sure that means I know how to win wars, too, and therefore, I should be elected President, right?

That's a computer game. You need to alter your frame of reference when discussing McCain. Maybe a board game like Risk.

Sheeeit.

I'd be happy with a mid-level skill chess player. There can't be one among the current gaggle of goofballs.

Well in Risk the best strategy was to grab Australia early and then just camp out there forever, continually generating troops to send against everybody else in waves. They'd beat you back, but only just in time for you to regroup and attack again.

You have officially crossed the commander-in-chief threshold. Congratulations!

Sweet.

When the phone rings at 3 AM, I'll be ready.

You still need to capture a counrty every turn to egt your card! I'd like to kick McFuddle's and LIEberman's ass in Risk!

I'm sorry, but you are obviously in a pre-9/11 mindset. Our enemy has advanced past your once great knowledge. The terrorists are trained in Civilization IV nowadays.

Hey, watch your Yiddish. It's schlong-swing, not schlock-swing. The British call in willy-wagging.

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The Chosen have already weighed in. Thanks for the British words to the wise. What do the French say?

As a reader asks in genuine wonderment, Which wars did McCain win again?

What? I know how to nail Jess Alba, but it doesn't mean I've actually done it. Not sure why the actual experience is such the prequisite for the knowledge....

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Not sure why the actual experience is such the prerequisite for the knowledge...

You're right.  It's not.

McSame got his first-hand winning-ways knowledge from watching Ronald RayGunz absolutely cream Grenada.  He had a front-row seat and even took notes!  The lessons from that hard-fought victory are valuable beyond description.

So, yes, McSame really does know how to win.  The uncertain part is whether he'll be able to remember it when the time comes.

The TPM poll tracker feature has just been updated, but this poll from early today has not been included. Why?

Election Central Morning Roundup
By Eric Kleefeld - July 15, 2008, 8:59AM

Poll: Obama Ahead By Nine Points, But Iraq Verdict Unclear
The new Quinnipiac poll gives Barack Obama a 50%-41% lead over John McCain among likely voters, beyond the ±2.4% margin of error. But the poll has mixed news on Iraq: Respondents say by a 59%-34% margin that the war was the wrong thing to do, but on the other hand they say 51%-43% that troops should be kept there without a fixed date for withdrawal.

"Understand this: When I am commander -in-chief, there will be nowhere the terrorists can run, and nowhere they can hide."

Except Pakistan.

As it now stands, McCain believes that Iraq, where 150,000 U.S. troops are chasing after 3,500 Al Qaeda in Mesopotamia terrorists, is the "central front" in the war against terrorism--and he is on the record opposed to taking military action against the real Al Qaeda, which is actively working to destabilize Afghanistan, and Pakistan, and may be planning the next 9/11 in the mountains of Waziristan.

http://www.time-blog.com/swampland/2008/02/mccain_soft_on_al_qaeda.html

Don't worry, McCain knows all about the problems with bandits raiding the spice trade routes up in Baluchistan. His plan calls for delivering one of those new fancy gatling guns to the local Raja so he can take care of things himself.

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That's a great link.

It's hard to imagine, given the fluffy treatment Flippety Floppety is getting now, that someone actually once wrote:

The point is, McCain's loose, inaccurate talk continues a sad pattern he has shown on national security matters, particularly with regard to Iraq, where he is a loose cannon, firing off hot-button words like "victory" and "surrender"--words that his hero General David Petraeus has never and would never use.. Indeed, the election results in Pakistan this week may lead to further instability, perhaps a military coup, which could make U.S. action--action, not invasion--to root out Al Qaeda all the more necessary.


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is it tactless to ask how getting shot down and captured by the enemy gives you experience in winning wars?

Come on. Don't make him talk about it. It's just too difficult to bring up how he was shot down and heroically endured torture......

Did I mention he was shot down, and heroically endured torture?

I hear he knows how to get online by himself, as well as knowing how to win wars!

BREAKING NEWS: McCain campaign spokesman has said that Sen McCain misspoke when he said, "I know how to win wars." What he meant to say was, "I know how to spin more."

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The guy can't even figure out how to use Google, for god's sake.

The ridiculousness of this thread is that Obama also claims to know how to win wars. Oh no, wait, maybe he doesn't. Does he or doesn't he?

"We Know Senator Obama Was Wrong" is the soundbite of the day anyway.

Obama just doesn't wave boxing gloves around enough during his speeches to be regarded strong on foreign policy.

Actually I think the answer is that Obama does not know how to win wars but he does know how to cut-and-run while shouting "we won, we won" over his shoulder as he runs away.

In other words, Clinton's plan...except without the moral conflict because he didn't send them off into the desert in the first place.

A Fantastically stupid post today for you, Mr. fogu2...I'm disappointed in you!

obama can and will blow McFuddle away come debate time! You, sir, are as stupid as they come!

Making this different from any other day fogu posts how, exactly?

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No, I think the line of the day comes near the end of the TPM clip in when McCain says, "I won't bluster and I won't make idle threats" right before making the idle threat, "but understand this, when I am commander in chief, there will be no where the terrorists can run and no where they can hide."

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The Obama campaign needs to call McCain out in a polite, but vigorous and systematic way for his constant slips and misstatements and let the McCain camp cry to high heaven about ageism in response.

Mr. McCain, please forgive my question, but: "How do you win wars?" Because if you know, and you are keeping it a secret or not telling other people how, wouldn't that be kind of, er, selfish?

Any Commander In Chief who does not say he knows how to win a war should resign.

Does Obama know how to win wars? If the answer is not a simple, unequivocal "yes" then he should not accept the nomination.

He knows how to fly an airplane, get shot down and how to suffer and survive torture, but win wars? What a bunch of John Wayne trumped up BS. Eisenhower knew how to win wars and Grant knew how to win wars, but McCain - raspberries. He knows how to start them just like all Republicans, but finish them...

This is the World of Commander McBragg
Your hair will curl in the World of McBragg.
He fights monsters galore
And then asks for still more
Or so says the brag of McBragg.

When on the hill the marines plant a flag
They may be led by Commander McBragg.
With a cannon in hand
He can beat any band
Or so says the brag of McBragg.

Fencing and fighting and round table knighting
And slaying of dragons, too.
Shipping and sailing and great harpoon whaling
There's nothing McBragg can't do.
Hunting and trapping and gold miner mapping
And flying to Timbuktu.
Roping and riding and Indian guiding
Commander McBragg comes through.

This is the World of Commander McBragg
Your head will whirl in the World of McBragg.
He can do anything
In his world he's a king
Or so says the brag of McBragg.

McCain: "I Know How To Win Wars"

You should have passed on your knowledge to the Current Moron in Chief, Johnny Come Too Lately.

We don't hire Presidents to "win wars." We hire Generals and Admirals to win wars.

We hire Presidents to know when to start wars and when not to. Frankly, we are getting tired of wars. That's all we have done for decades. Let's try diplomacy.

McCain Grade: F ...again. Just like at the Naval Academy.

So McCain's foreign policy strategy= HULK SMASH!

I guess McCain learned how to win wars at the Naval Academy where he ranked 894 out of 899 in his class. Why wouldn't we trust such proven knowledge?

The public is mostly buying this McCain expertise malarkey, according to polls.

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That is true and the public still thinks mcbush is the mccain of 2000, which he isn't. I will bet a lunch that after the first presidential debate when it is revealed that he is clueless, his poll numbers will tank and obama will be cruising to the white house. It won't be difficult. Mcbush still doesn't know that Czechoslovakia ceased to exist 15 years ago. What is really ironic about that fact is that there are a ton of czech and slovak voters in the US. There are probably more slovaks in the US than in slovakia. Especially in PA, I am one of them and I know there are a ton. PA will be in the bag for obama at a minimum based on this stupid gaffe. It will be a slaughter and obama will have to be careful that he doesn't pile on. After the first debate, obama will be up by 15 percent, you watch.

McCain...McSame...taking credit for something he has not done...What war did you win???? Wow...thats like me saying I hit more homeruns than Babe Ruth (I know how to hit home runs!) You're an idiot McCain (just joking) ha ha ha!

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