Associated Press Air-Brushes Away McCain's Joke About Killing Iranians

Wow. The Associated Press' fluffing of John McCain is getting almost cartoonish at this point.
Yesterday the AP actually ran a story about a poll the news org did of pet owners, finding that they favor McCain over the "petless" Obama. Now check out how the AP head and subhed read on their reporting today on McCain's "joke" about killing Iranians:

And here's AP's lede...
Cindy McCain's jab to her husband's back came a second too late Tuesday to keep him from making a wisecrack about the health impact of Iran's main import from the United States: cigarettes.
Right, the news here is that McCain and his wife bantered playfully -- and that McCain made a "wisecrack" about cigarettes.
Um, AP, the joke was about killing Iranians. Asked about increased exports to Iran, mainly from cigarettes, McCain said: "Maybe that's a way of killing them." The joking about killing was the news here.
Separately, it turns out that the AP's poll findings yesterday that pet-owners prefer Mccain are not only absurd, but thoroughly bogus, too. Pollster.com's Mark Blumenthal has the must-read take-down.
Worse and worse.















I think back to the fun we had accusing TPM-EC of being "in the bag" for either Hillary or Obama with every story published.
It's nice to see real examples of a news organization "in the bag" for a candidate, for a change.
Too bad too many people get their news from AP.
July 9, 2008 12:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
This is absolutely ridiculous they way the AP scrub it to make it a McCain fluff piece. What in the hell is going on in America?
July 9, 2008 12:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
The AP's reporting has been atrocious this season, especially with Liz Sidoti and Nedra Pickler. I guess we can add Charles Babington to the list.
And let's not forget that Mark Halperin of Time's The Page urged John McCain to:
July 9, 2008 12:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
That blockquote makes my head want to explode. How could any journalist actually write that? How? He basically just relegated himself to the level of gossip monger.
You'd think some shred of journalistic integrity might be twisting and turning inside his brain with that statement, but apparently not.
July 9, 2008 12:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
I direct you to the Wikipedia entry on Mark Halperin.
July 9, 2008 12:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
Jiminy cricket! Mark Halpern sounds like he just really really wants to be liked by conservatives. Or John Kerry. Hard to tell.
July 9, 2008 12:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
A.P. = Always Pathetic, Always Partisan, Abysmally Poopie....
Dumbing down the news, one day at a time.
July 9, 2008 12:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
Would you like coffee with your donuts?
July 9, 2008 12:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
McCain must make some mighty fine barbecue to get the AP to slobber like this.
July 9, 2008 12:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'm beginning to believe that the Straight Talk Express is using its meal service to drug the already-compliant reporters.
July 9, 2008 1:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
political play: AP sucks McCain
July 9, 2008 12:13 PM | Reply | Permalink
it's getting surreal how much deference they're giving him. WHY is the press so slanted towards McCain? we can joke about BBQs and letting them sit in the "special section" of the bus, but are things like that really all it is?
July 9, 2008 12:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
TPM rocks.
July 9, 2008 12:17 PM | Reply | Permalink
can you even imagine the outrage there owuld be if obama had "joked" about killing people?
fuck the ap
July 9, 2008 12:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
Clearly the 'jab' was a terrorist finger poke, and Cindy Lou is an Iranian sympathizer. It's also likely that being a Beer Baroness she has close ties with tobacco company executives and didn't want to ruffle their feathers or there would murmuring the next time she went to golf at the club.
July 9, 2008 12:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
Obama promised his kids a dog before he even started to run. He is not reacting to this "poll"!
I could probably dig up that quote but others may have better resources than I have.
July 9, 2008 12:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
I know. This poll was actually released after it was made known that Obama was looking for ideas about what breed dog would be good with his daughters. But that is a minor blip when compared to today's reporting about McCain's little "joke".
The AP is seriously putting themselves at risk of discrediting themselves as a legitimate news organization over this. I can't believe that they'll let this type of coverage continue, but they'll only stop if we put pressure on them. So, I credit Greg here and everyone at TPM in keeping eyes on this story.
July 9, 2008 4:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
Does "AP" stand for "Asshole Parrots?"
The American Media really is the Monty Python of the Global Media.
Sad.
July 9, 2008 12:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
Sickening.
July 9, 2008 12:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
John McCain is the worst thing to happen to American diplomacy since George Bush.
And comments like McCain's are heard around the world. One of the many well-deserved reasons why so many other world powers consider the United States so damn arrogant.
July 9, 2008 12:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
right. think of how achmeninajads comments play over here.
and then think how mccain's many comments about bombing and killling iranians play over there.
is it any wonderthey feel the need to show their fangs and fire a test missile or two?
i can definitely understand if iran's a bit jumpy. i mean, they're the only remaining memeber of the "axis of evil" and one of the two men who will be the next POTUS keeps threatening to kill them.
July 9, 2008 1:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
crAPpy Reporting.
July 9, 2008 12:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
I have been writing in to TPM's email. I never get a response.
My main thrust in the last few emails is
Why do you guys insist on being surprised, and trying to explain or justify why ALL the major news orgs NEVER give a republican any trouble, yet they will take ANYTHING a democrat does and whip it into a fury?
There are no major news orgs which are not corporate in nature, owned by major conglomerates (usually of the international stripe with a defense/military flavor). They are incestuously aligned with republicans, republicans being the main front by which Corporatocracy has taken over our government.
Big Media WILL NOT cover corporate malfeasance (the biggest story of our time) and they will not cover Republican Malfeasance. Dem Malfeasance (and anything else) is the game they are hunting.
They basically spend all their time and power uncovering unfavorable things about Dems, and hiding Corporate and Repub shenanigans.
Please stop being so naive, and blaming it on REPORTERS. Stop asking WHY, WHY won't these people be fair? If your favorite American skater is going up against a panel of 8 Russian judges....should you hope for fairness? Should you expect somehow they will all come to their senses and vote properly? No, you can expect them to keep doing what they are doing.
We are in a very dangerous time now. The corporations are hardly hiding their naked hold on our govt. The media is barely even trying to maintain any semblance of fairness. What is really going on in this country is a total blackout, lockdown on real reportage of how the corporations have control of all the major reigns, and they are shaking and squeezing the life out of us. They are buying our govt, they are directing our campaigns and coverage, they are effecting/influencing/stealing elections. It is Orwell's 1984 with a big Walmart Smiley stamped on the Letterhead.
Stop whining and cringing and wringing hands. Stop expecting them to start playing nice and fair. We have to overthrow them, establish new media (which we are doing, TPM rules!)....but please stop being naive about our national press. They control our thoughts, they decide what gets presented to us, and almost more importantly....what does not. They have a good 75% of our population in their thrall. They are not going to give up that power...of deciding for us what to think. Like any masquerade it get's harder and harder to keep the mask in place, and keep the audience fooled...but if there is one thing americans are good at, it's self delusion and buying a schmarmy story instead of finding the truth and making hard decisions.
July 9, 2008 12:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
You sound like you were sent out by the corporate overlords to quash the resistence. If anything (if what you say is true, and I think it is), we need to be yelling louder, longer, and more frequently from any pulpit in any available forum. The more we keep quiet, the easier it is for the cancer to infect the body politic. The squeaky wheel gets the grease and all that.
July 9, 2008 1:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
Umm, what's wrong with fighting and crying foul? Moreover, as Schmedley points out, just speaking out against this outrageous behavior is an important variety of resistance. Silence, on the other hand, condones.
July 9, 2008 4:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
"Crying foul"? How about "working the refs"? Since so many of the refs seem to be in the tank for McCain at this point, working 'em seems like a good idea to me.
July 13, 2008 5:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
Dear American Voters, reporters, media. professionals, political parties, and our hon. Presidential Nominees,
Subject: Presidential Temperament
Please talk about and "Compare And Contrast" the " Presidential Temperament" of our Presidential presumptive nominees. I will also request and plead to the nominees themselves [ Hon. Senator McCain and Obama ].
Our nation has been applying this yard and stick tor the appointments and confirmation process of our Supreme Court Justices nominees.
Our Greatgrand Nation Foundations are as under:
Family, friends, fellows, faith, funds, fun, with fairness & freedom And without fear, favor, and failure.
It will be disgrace and shameful if the nominees and media will not look into this critical and crucial aspect under current challenging times and circumstances within our country and all around the Globe.
America wake up and the discuss the " Presidential Temperament" of our presumptive presidential nominee's [ Hon. Senator McCain and Obama].
Yours sincerely,
COL. A.M.Khajawall [Ret].
Disabled American Veteran
Forensic psychiatrist, Las Vegas, Nevada
July 9, 2008 1:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
The APA has recommended that its members should not publicly claim diagnoses of people they have never met in person involved in high-profile politics. Why is this different?
July 9, 2008 4:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
In journalism you just don't play with your readers this way.
Reader reads, wonders, "Gee, I am sure curious as to what McCain said."
Real reporter would think, "Best way to put this little quote in... Paraphrase to make it sound like it was a bland light-hearted joke? Frunk no! Put the quote in! Quotes like that make the news spicy!"
Biased reporter who wants the good seats on the Straight Talk Express thinks, "It's obviously meant as off the record and should not be stated, according to Cindy's back-poke."
July 9, 2008 1:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
keep in mind, Mark Halpern, just signed a book deal...to talk about the 2008 election. It is in his best interest to keep drama going...more info for his book.
July 9, 2008 2:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
Anderson Coopers 360 has the story, and the quote correct. Maybe there's hope.
http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2008/07/09/mccains-smokin-sense-of-humor/
July 9, 2008 2:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
Kinda makes you wonder which C word is worse doesn't it?
July 9, 2008 2:12 PM | Reply | Permalink
Associated with McCain Press
July 9, 2008 3:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
So I'm flipping through the channels this morning and stop at Morning Joe on MSNBC. Sitting at the table are Pat Buchanan, Andre Mitchell, Chuck Todd, Joe Scarborough, and Willie Geist. Not a progressive voice in the bunch.
Anyway, they are repeating the republican talking points for the day; Obama flip-flopping etc. And then they manage to work in the McCain clip where once again he jokes about killing Iranians. Chuck Tood offers his insight, suggesting this is why people like McCain, because it makes him real and that people can have him sit at their kitchen table and know that he is one of them.
I litterally fell off my couch.
July 9, 2008 4:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
literally
July 9, 2008 4:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
Incredible.
July 9, 2008 5:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
I've been complaining about the AP for some time:
http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/2008/04/fake-gaffe-courtesy-from-ap-ri.php
Now I think you see what I mean.
They fabricate fake "gaffes" and "flipflops" against Dems, while actively covering up for McCain, editing out actual gaffes.
July 9, 2008 6:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
I wonder how that pet poll would have turned out if the respondees had been informed that McCain's "dozen pets" are all ferrets? That he feeds cute cuddly little kittens and puppies to. In satanic virility rituals with Cindy dressed up as Lucretia McEvil. On Sunday. I wonder.
July 9, 2008 7:22 PM | Reply | Permalink