Franken Apologizes For Writing "Porn-O-Rama" Essay In Playboy
In the latest bit of trouble in Al Franken's quest to pick up a blue-state Senate seat for the Democrats, Franken has apologized for offending anybody with his 2000 comedy essay in Playboy.
The essay, entitled "Porn-O-Rama," was hammered by state Republicans, who charged that Franken had no respect for women or family values in light of the piece's series of dirty jokes. Their condemnations were then followed by Democrats, starting with Rep. Betty McCollum and then Sen. Amy Klobuchar and the state Planned Parenthood, many of whom saw it as a political liability that Franken would have to address.
"I'm proud of my career as a satirist, which doesn't mean every joke I've ever told was funny, or, indeed, appropriate," Franken said in a statement sent to us by his campaign. "I understand and regret that people have been legitimately offended by some of the things I've written."
Franken has weathered a downturn in the polls in his quest to win this crucial Senate seat, but recently started closing in on GOP incumbent Norm Coleman again.
Full statement after the jump.
"I'm proud of my career as a satirist, which doesn't mean every joke I've ever told was funny, or, indeed, appropriate. I understand and regret that people have been legitimately offended by some of the things I've written. In real life, though, I've been married for 32 years. Franni and I are proud of our son and daughter. I respect women -- in both my personal and professional life. And I will work incredibly hard to represent them in the Senate -- something Norm Coleman hasn't been doing for the last six years.

Comments (101)
I am saddened that Al is not doing better. Minnesota was so progressive when I lived there. I don't get it. Coleman is no prize.
June 6, 2008 1:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
His problem is that he's been away from MN for too long and Norm is associated with building that nice arena that held about 20K Obama fans Tues night and will host the Republican convention.
Franken hasn't been able to make a case for what he'll do for MN and he hasn't been willing to take the risk of calling Norm on his neocon record.
June 6, 2008 6:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
Al is still running for the nomination. He hasn't even started to run against Coleman. The polls don't mean much right now. To think that what you see right now is any indication of the election results is just foolish.
June 6, 2008 10:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
Someone should tell Franken to google "Norm Coleman Reverend Moon Coronation", and that should take the wind out of Coleman's sails a bit.
Coleman was one of the legislators "duped" by Moon into attending Moon's coronation as the Messiah in the Dirksen Senate Office Building back in 2004.
Yes, that's right. Moon's coronation as the Messiah. Funny how the media missed that story.
June 8, 2008 12:01 PM | Reply | Permalink
Lordy be - they're going to find a LOT of stuff if they plow through all the things that Franken has written (some of the stuff in his books is pretty objectionable stuff). He was a comedian and a comedy writer - does anyone not understand that? And I have to say I hate when Democrats pile on to something that Republicans are bitching about (case in point: the MoveOn "Betray-Us" ad).
And, lo and behold, just as I was posting this I read that the GOP was criticizing him for a skit he wrote for SNL in 1995. Ay yi yi!! This is going to be a long summer for Al Franken! Al, what possessed you to run for this office? Jeesh!
http://www.startribune.com/politics/national/senate/19568234.html?location_refer=U.S.%20Senate
June 6, 2008 2:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
The return of Jesse Ventura?
June 6, 2008 2:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
What possessed him? I don't know, maybe a desire to change Washington.
Chripes, he's gained a Coleman since this f-ing story came out. Throw him a friggin' bone!
June 6, 2008 2:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
Gained on Coleman, that is.
June 6, 2008 2:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
I wish that Minnesota Democrats had come up with a seasoned politician to take on Norm Coleman, instead of a completely untested amateur. Mr. Franklin is
a terrible speech maker.
June 6, 2008 2:01 PM | Reply | Permalink
edit: Franken
June 6, 2008 2:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
I agree with you and Carol Soprano. The Democrats should have seen this coming and had a more appropriate response rather than just joining in with the Republicans to bash Al. It's not like it's a big secret that he worked on SNL and wrote some pretty racy stuff. I still love "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot". Anyway, from here on out, it's just going to be a mining expedition by the Republicans to see what else they can find to get those same Democrats to bash their own candidate again.
And I have to add that, from the start, I never thought that Al Franken was the best, or even a good, candidate for this fight. I love him to death as a writer, but as a candidate he leaves a lot to be desired.
June 6, 2008 2:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
He's actually a reasonable speaker.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDhZfcaiGkY
He's no Barack Obama, but who is? I actually think a keen sense of humor brings a lot to his presentation and, as has been pointed out, though he started slow he's been rapidly gaining on Coleman. He may need coattails to get by him but in a year like this, the smart money is on Franken.
June 6, 2008 5:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
Al has campaigned his ass off all across this state. I'd suggest reading up on him before you just post crap that rips him a new one.
June 6, 2008 2:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
Someone's waaay too sensitive. I've followed this campaign closely. As stated, I like Al. However, he has made some rookie mistakes.
June 6, 2008 3:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
Perhaps. I was referring to Carol not you. Support the candidate or STFU. IMHO. Everything else is counter-intuitive.
June 6, 2008 3:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
Carol and liam.
June 6, 2008 3:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
The party did come up with a seasoned pol. he lost the primary to Franken.
June 6, 2008 3:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
My bad. Primary still to come.
June 6, 2008 5:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well, at least this post isn't about Clinton....or that guy who won the Democratic nomination....what's his name....you know, the 1st African American to ever in history clinch the nomination of a major American political party....O'Reily....O'Malley....OH YEAH!
OBAMA!
June 6, 2008 2:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
I imagine those Republicans only bought those playboys for the articles.
June 6, 2008 2:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! That was awesome!! :D
June 6, 2008 2:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
For light reading in airport men's rooms.
June 6, 2008 2:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
I think that was PlayGIRL!!
June 6, 2008 2:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
This is what happens when you don't nominate a real politician, but instead someone who just plays one on TV.
June 6, 2008 2:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yay, because we all want more professional politicians. They have served us so well. Groan!
June 6, 2008 2:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
What are you talking about?
Americans twice put a clown in the White House so why can't Minnesota have a comedian in the Senate?
June 6, 2008 2:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
Nailed it!
June 6, 2008 4:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
The republicans hit Jim Webb with some of the 'dirty' stuff he'd written in his books, and Jim Webb told 'em all to fuck off. Jim Webb won the election. Coincidence?
I think it's a little unfair that Franken is getting bashed over this stuff. The guy is a comedian.
I don't think he should apologize, he should say something like
"I'm not the one bringing this stuff into the public forum. It's ironic that the party championing family values is so eager to wage a pornographic campaign. My commitment to and respect for women is ironclad and I'm not going to let anyone challenge it (insert list of his views on women).
But the real joke here is Norm Coleman's support for tax cuts for the rich that have bankrupted us, and the war in Iraq. Norm Coleman wants to do everything he can to take those issues out of the debate, but I say you shouldn't let him. That's what's at stake in this election"
That type of thing.
June 6, 2008 2:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
I saw a clip of one of Webb's Senate rallies. He just got up on stage and read excerpts from critic's glowing reviews of his work. He also mentioned that one of his books was required reading at the Naval Academy. Why should Franken or Webb be ashamed? They were both very successful writers.
June 6, 2008 2:13 PM | Reply | Permalink
While I personally like Al Franken and think this whole controversy is much ado about nothing, I think there's a big difference in the tenor of the Franken "Playboy" article and the material George Allen's campaign criticized Jim Webb for back in 2006. Sen. Webb's novels were award-winning portrayals of his war experience while Franken's article was a lame piece of comedy.
I think we've got a fair chance at unseating Norm Coleman, but I agree with other posters that for all the enthusiasm and cash Franken has engendered, he is too easy for the GOP to unfairly define as an "out of touch, Hollywood liberal" who's unready for the Senate. Franken's not the best candidate we could have fielded for this race and he's got some definite liabilities, but I hope he's able to pull this one out in November.
June 6, 2008 9:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
Pretty much. Webb, who I do like, won because Allen self-destructed with the "macaca" remark.
June 8, 2008 1:00 AM | Reply | Permalink
Al has a tight race ahead of him, he just needs to hammer Coleman on his horrible record in the Senate, 90% with Bush last year. I believe.
Also the fact Coleman hasn't had ONE hearing on war profiteering as Chairman of the Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations. Truman had meetings well into the HUNDREDS when he had the same position.
Coleman should be ashamed. Our tax money has been pissed away and he doesn't do a darn thing about it.
I think Al will be okay. Apologizing for this was probably the right thing to do. With Obama on the ticket he can pull this off.
Unfortunately, Al is too nice a guy to point out Coleman's liasons in Washington with other women and the gossip around the Twin Cities that Coleman beats his wife (she has shown up at several E.R.s around town with facial contusions, a different one each time). To say nothing of the fact Coleman is a huge flip-flopper- he protested the Vietnam war in the 60's. Oh, and he lived in CA before he moved to MN.
June 6, 2008 2:13 PM | Reply | Permalink
Big Ed Schultz was railing against Coleman this afternoon, saying he's a skirt-chaser, and that he will go after Coleman with women coming forward.
June 6, 2008 4:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
Big Ed Schultz was railing against Coleman this afternoon, saying he's a skirt-chaser, and that he will go after Coleman with women coming forward.
June 6, 2008 4:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
Wow, that's even less than John McCain's voting record (95% with Bush), and I thought McClame was supposed to be the "maverick". LOL
June 7, 2008 1:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
Couldn't agree more, del moi. Seriously, all this hand-wringing about Franken is WAY premature. Even as an amateur, his quick hit response was pretty well done. Let's cut the guy a little slack -- Norm Coleman is not going to be re-elected (no matter how many times he tried to reverse field and distance himself from Bush over the past 18 months or so).
June 6, 2008 2:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
I completely agree... as a Minnesotan, I am guessing that he'll win in November. I just don't see Coleman winning, he would have lost in 2002 if Wellstone had lived.
June 6, 2008 2:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
O goody.
This faux outrage from the Repugs is wearing thin.
June 6, 2008 2:17 PM | Reply | Permalink
I think everyone missed this. AL HAS GAINED ON COLEMAN SINCE THIS B.S. STORY CAME OUT.
Maybe Al would do better if we Democrats could rally around our candidates a little better!
Seriously.
June 6, 2008 2:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hey - I could not agree more. I think we need to stand behind our candidates and let them and everyone else know that we have their backs.
I sure agree, Josephcast.
June 6, 2008 2:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
I just lost all respect for Amy Klobuchar.
That said, I've never liked the idea of Franken being the Dem in this race. Minnesota should have been the lowest hanging apple for us to pick off, but instead it's a nail-biter and I am not at all convinced we're going to win it. Dems in MN should have been able to plug just about anyone into this race and destroy Coleman.
Very sad if we lose this one.
June 6, 2008 2:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
While I'm not happy Amy's lent her name to this, I still have a ton of respect for her. I've met her personally, and had a chance to say hello to her Tuesday at the Xcel Center. And the crowd there absolutely erupted when they put the MSNBC live shot up on the scoreboard screens.
And I will vote for Amy again when she runs again, for the rest of her professional life if she keeps it going.
And I'm not worried. Even a satirist ought to be able to beat a skirt-chaser and possible wife-beater* like Slimy Norman (Quimby) Coleman.
* There are rumors I've heard - from more than one source - that Laurie Coleman has shown up at various ER's around town with unexplained facial contusions. Norman, you got some splainin' to do...
June 6, 2008 5:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
To bad Franken ran the best campaign in the primary and won. Shame on the Democrats for not installing a more electable candidate then the one that won the primary. He won the primary the same way he will win the general. It is sort of like that 'weak' presidential candidate we nominated.
June 6, 2008 5:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
My bad. He has appearantly not won that primary yet.
June 6, 2008 5:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
Al Franken was the best choice out all the candidates this year.
June 6, 2008 2:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
That being so, - Lamont -
The way we make sure he wins is we make sure he wins.
June 6, 2008 2:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
I hope I'm completely wrong and he pulls it off.
However, after watching in horror as that douchebag Coleman took the great Paul Wellstone's seat, forgive me if I've lost a bit of faith in Minnesota's ability to do the right thing.
June 6, 2008 2:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
What on earth has happened to Minnesota? It used to be a bastion of progressive thinking. Then, Jessie Ventura and Norm Coleman?? Has the population changed? What's going on?
June 6, 2008 4:01 PM | Reply | Permalink
Minnesota has always been a mixed bag. While it has had it's bastions of progressivism (most significantly Wellstone), remember Ruby Boschwitz, Dave Durenberger, Arne Carlson...
June 8, 2008 6:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
Obama coattails should be a big help to get him over the top.
June 6, 2008 2:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yes, true.
June 6, 2008 2:30 PM | Reply | Permalink
This is the one thing that everyone is overlooking. Franken's at the end of some very long coattails. The Obama ground game will produce huge turnouts for the DFL, and Franken will benefit.
June 6, 2008 5:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
You've got to be freakin kidding me! I find it extremely troubling that Al decided to fold on this one. I knew that the Repugs (and some Dems with more Puritan sensibilities) here had been feigning outrage over this nonsense, but I never thought Al would cave to them. He better learn to grow a backbone if this sort of BS is going to hinder his campaign and keep him from getting the nomination.
June 6, 2008 2:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
If he apologizes the story dies. They have a hard time bringing up again. Turn the page.
I'm sure that's why he did this.
June 6, 2008 2:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
@Lamont - Yes, someone really does need to give Klobuchar a good back-against-a-wall talking to.
June 6, 2008 2:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
You'll notice that the apology doesn't specify the Playboy article. It's generic enough that if the Republicans bring up any other articles or jokes he's written, he can say "I've already apologized for that."
June 8, 2008 1:06 AM | Reply | Permalink
No new Hillary thread in the past ninety minutes. What the hell is going on. I am starting to suffer from withdrawal symptoms. I am not ready to handle going cold turkey on breaking my TPM Hillary Crack habit.
June 6, 2008 2:30 PM | Reply | Permalink
A rather disappointing concession. Minnesotans ought to reject the current wave of McCarthyism directed at Al Franken.
June 6, 2008 2:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
Unfortunately, Amy Klobuchar gave it her blessing.
Memo to DNC: Amy needs a little talking to.
June 6, 2008 2:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
I love Amy, but that was very disappointing. We need to rally behind candidates, not do crap like that.
June 6, 2008 2:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
I have seen and spoken with Amy on a number of occasions. No one would ever claim she has a great sense of humor.
I personally think she just didn't get the joke. Yes, it was in poor taste, but it was also funny.
June 6, 2008 3:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
I love this ad....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-bLcv7bs84
A Feingold-esque ad campaign like this is the ticket. Al will be fine once he kicks his campaign into high gear towards the end of the summer.
June 6, 2008 2:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
That is a nice ad.
I think Franken can pull this off, but, while distinguishing one career from the other is helpful, but doesn't handle it. His opponents will use his comedic history to imply certain things, such as using the rape-reference to imply something negarious about his character. He'll need to also come out forcefully and clearly defining who he is, what he stands for, and what he intends to accomplish. If he lets others define him by his comedic career, he's toast.
June 6, 2008 3:30 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'd just like to point out to everyone bashing the Minnesota Democratic Party (or DFL, Democratic-Farmer-Labor) on this site for "choosing" Franken the simple fact that:
HE HAS NOT BEEN CHOSEN NOR ENDORSED YET.
In fact, as we speak, the DFL is in Rochester conducting their convention. From what I have read, there is no guarantee he is going to get the endorsement. Check for your self on mnpublius.com.
In addition, Minnesota's DFL may endorse at their Convention or not. Either way, that does not prevent the Endorsee from facing a primary challenger, which I believe, in Minnesota, takes place on 12 September.
In fact, this situation occurred in 2006 for the Governor's mansion. The DFL endorsed one candidate, and the other challenged and beat him at the Primary late in the season. Of course, the end result of these shenanigans was:
Governor Tim Pawlenty being re-elected by the slimmest of margins; now being heavily considered for McCain's running mate.
Please, people, think/research before you write.
June 6, 2008 2:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks for the insight. I was just going to ask if franken was the official dem running against coleman. I hope he drops out. I really don't think he has a chance. Don't get me wrong I like al franken, but I just don't think he should be in the senate or running for the senate for that matter.
June 6, 2008 3:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
Secondly, there are two other candidates out there, though only officially one (until he hops back in to beat Franken). In Minnesota, anything is up for grabs, even until the last minute. I need only give one example: Arne Carlson's improbable path to victory in 1990. I suggest you wiki and research.
Stay focused on national affairs if you do not know your Minnesota history. All is most certainly not lost.
June 6, 2008 2:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
Speaking of Carlson's improbable path, you should just tell the people how he got on the ballot.
For those of you who don't know, Arne Carlson replaced John Grunseth, the endorsed IR (Independent Republican) candidate on the ballot at almost the last minute. Mr. Grunsent had been literally caught in typical Republican fashion with his pants down, entirely naked, in a swimming poll with his daughter and a couple of her friends.
June 6, 2008 3:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
I believe there was also groping.
June 6, 2008 3:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
Not to be an ass but the other two candidates are sure losers. IMHO.
No fundraising potential. No excitement.
June 6, 2008 2:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
About the other candidates:
Mike Cirisi, 8 years ago, barely lost the nom for the other Senate seat to Mark Dayton. I think he never really recovered. In all of his appearances that I saw, he just seemed... tired. Like he was going through the motions. Like even he didn't think he was a serious contender.
Jack Nelson-Pallmeyer is an actual, card-carrying pacifist. I know and have worked with some of his strongest supporters. I like them. I like their fervor. I like their energy. I even like their ideals. Neither he (nor they) will ever convince me (or the general public) of the viability of their position. If Franken seems to have trouble connecting with centrist voters, Nelson-Pallmeyer would actively scare them away.
June 6, 2008 3:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
I couldn't have said it better myself.
June 6, 2008 5:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
Not to be an ass but the other two candidates are sure losers. IMHO.
No fundraising potential. No excitement.
June 6, 2008 2:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
Jesus Coleman was Chairman of the Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations? That's enough to not only throw him out but put him on trial.
June 6, 2008 3:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
Zactly. All AL has to do is repeat that nugget over and over again. Make that known by every MN voter and we win.
June 6, 2008 3:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hell, for that matter just play the clip of Galloway bitch-slapping Coleman at his own hearing. I never get tired of watching that one.
June 6, 2008 3:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
Amen, to that. I have great respect for Al. I do not like that some of the DFLer's who have been critical of him were supporters or co-chairs of his opponents read: Cong. Betty McCollum. Coleman is a slimeball, everyone knows about his thing for the ladies ( he made a pass at my friend's wife, when he was mayor. My friend wanted to deck him, but he figured his wife would lose her job, because it was a city event and it would turn into a he said - she said thing. I just dont know why the press always has given Coleman a pass on these things. Hell, his wife aspired to be an actress and model and did some strange modelling in some Washington publication, shortly after he took office. Publish those photos along w/ photos of Coleman being all huggy-bear w/ Bush. AL writes SATIRE, one of the highest forms of comedy. Al has been campaigning around the state for a long time and he had a booth at the State Fair ( which is kind of a big deal, we have one of best attended fairs in the country).
Things can change right up to and past the nomination. Hey, Al just stay away from pool parties where underage girls are swimming and if you don't, keep your comments about their bikinis to yourself.
June 6, 2008 3:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
Erik, TPM would be well served if you were to remind the public, Minnesotans in particular, about Coleman's phony "Food For Oil" hearings. Let the public know what a real Bush boot licker Coleman really is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdFFCnYtbk
June 6, 2008 3:19 PM | Reply | Permalink
That should be "Eric" and "Oil For Food."
Sorry about that.
June 6, 2008 3:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
Man... is pointing the public to funny, intelligent things your opponent has written a good policy? I mean... "Hey, here's something we think should offend you, but please for the love of god don't laugh or you entirely screw up our point!"
A politician that can get a laugh is a politician that can get a vote. The GOP should be pointing people to his most boring, inane stuff. The controversial stuff is gonna play well.
June 6, 2008 3:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
I gave Al $50. That was my limit, because I live in TN, not MN. I probably get a solicitation for more money twice a week. Not a good sign.
June 6, 2008 4:55 PM | Reply | Permalink
It was a 'comedy essay'...the Repugs are going to have to work harder than that to beat Franken.
That said, I worry about Al being an effective
Senator,as his ego often knows no bounds.
June 6, 2008 4:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yeah, having an ego would really make him stand out in the Senate.
June 8, 2008 1:10 AM | Reply | Permalink
I would like to add a few things to what Angry Vet said re bashing Minnesota.
1) The 2002 Loss of Wellstone's seat to Coleman was truly heartbreaking. But it was a highly unusual election not indicative of much. Wellstone was wining even with his strong antiwar stance at the HEIGHT of prewar patriotism. In the wake of his tragic death, Mondale stood in as a candidate at the last moment with a minimal organization. And for those that don't remember, one of Wellstone's long time friends and staff members got carried away by grief during his memorial service asking republicans and democrats to come together and support Mondale during the election. Republican outrage over turning a bipartisan memorial into a campaign event dominated local and national news for many cycles and mondale lost by a whisker.
Had Wellstone not died, or died sooner so Mondale's campaign could be organized, or the memorial not have been hijacked, We most likely would not have lost that seat.
2) In the 2004 presidential election,I believe Minnesota was one of few states where democrats actually increased their margin of victory over the 2000 elections.
3)Ventura - That was also a bit of an anomoly. Ventura won with 37% of the vote against Norm Coleman and Skip Humphrey. I'd submit he was far from our worst governor. He was reasonably progressive when he wasnt trying to convince us the CIA was spying on him or opening up pristine wildlife areas to ATVs.
June 6, 2008 5:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
Minnesota needs to find someone besides ex-comedians, wrestlers or morons (Coleman) to serve them in the Senate. Aren't there any non-goofballs in that place?
June 6, 2008 5:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
Franken would get my vote in both the primary and the general election. He is a real progressive and a sharp political thinker. You should not disqualify him because of his entertainment jobs.
June 6, 2008 5:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
Ok, you are from Connecticut and you are going to lecture Minnesota on electing goofballs?
How is Senator Lieberman working out for ya?
June 6, 2008 7:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
When Al gets to the Senate, you'll come to realize how little you know about either him or Minnesota.
By the way, Ventura wasn't doing that hot in his run for the governor until his Republican opponent, Norm Coleman, started ridiculing him and acting upset that Ventura was even allowed to take part in the debates.
June 6, 2008 10:51 PM | Reply | Permalink
For a great read on what exactly happened in that 2002 election and with the Wellstone memorial service, I strongly urge you to find a copy of Franken's "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them."
It's Chapter 25, page 177 in the hardcover, "'This Was Not a Memorial to Paul Wellstone': A Case Study in Right-Wing Lies".
If you don't already know the whole story, it'll floor ya.
June 6, 2008 10:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
All these non-Minnesotans who are eager to vote for Franken are swell, but Minnesotans tend to want to vote for people they perceive will do something for Minnesota. Franken just hasn't made that connection.
Norm is a con man, but he is a good con man and he is perceived to have brought pro-hockey back to Minnesota. Al is not perceived to have done anything for Minnesota.
I listened to Al on AM950 and he was a sensible progressive if too reluctant to oppose the war for me, but only about 10 people listen to AM950.
June 6, 2008 6:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
it's not what he's done, but what he will bring.
pro-hockey! pro-hockey? i'd like some oversight on my tax money please. billions of dollars have disappeared in iraq practically overnight. i'd like to know where my money went.
why hasn't coleman called one hearing on iraqi funds?
June 7, 2008 1:42 AM | Reply | Permalink
Well, why doesn't Franken nail him to the wall as the neocon he is? Franken's been wanting it both ways. It's a no brainer that they'd paint him as a leftie so why not at least be one? He's never going to sell as a centrist. Been in New York way too long. Wellstone won because he was authentic and he was authentically left. Norm wins because he can fake authenticity. Franken may be funny but he can't act as well as Norm.
June 7, 2008 10:51 AM | Reply | Permalink
Franken is a strange candidate. He is clearly smart and I believe he'd be a good senator. But I'm actually surprised he's not a better candidate--I've had several people say his speeches were rambling and not good, the opposite of what I expected. I have a bit of a personal problem getting excited about him as I had cause to interact with him once and found him an unmitigated ass.
It seems like just about anyone could run against Norm and win, though. Franken is a risk--too easy to define. I hope it works out.
Ciresi didn't seem to want it, really.
June 6, 2008 8:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
He's not that bad a candidate, in that he'd make a good (or at least decent) Senator, he's just not that good a campaigner, which is quite different. I think he's a smart, capable guy who happens to be boring as hell. Trouble is, Jack Nelson-Pallmeyer is a smart, maybe capable guy who is more obscure than Franken is boring. And I just don't see a hyphenated name making it in Lutefisk and Lutheran Land.
June 7, 2008 3:12 AM | Reply | Permalink
Sigh. Al. Al. Al . . . Due to to generations of sustained inbreeding, Republicans are genetically and physically incapable of feeling actual offense at anything . . . No one should know this better than the author of your books . . . YOU!
Appoligizing for this bullshit is being trapped into playing THEIR game. Knock it the hell off and focus on kicking the posterior padded region of one of the world's most vile simps, Coleman.
June 6, 2008 8:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
Do you know who the Minnesota Republican Party invited to come speak at their state convention last weekend?
Karl Rove.
Now THAT is fucking obscene.
June 6, 2008 10:30 PM | Reply | Permalink
I don't know what the fuss about Al's writing is all about. My God didn't Cheney's wife write some soft porn novel w/ some girl on girl sex in it? Real pornograpy is the lies that got us into this war. Real porn is the recovery from Hurricane Katrina. Real porn is our economic condition. Real porn is the housing market. Real porn is the cost of health care. Real porn is out sourcing and off shore tax shelters. Real porn is our government for the last 8 yrs. Sanctity is Minnesota realizing what has been going on, and turning back to a solid blue state and rejecting the falsehoods of a Republican candidate and party. You go Al, dont be a whimp. My congressinal district has run such weak candidates against Kline, now we got a tough one that will give Kline a run for his money. That is what Franken needs to do, fight back.
June 7, 2008 3:05 AM | Reply | Permalink
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