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McCain Promises Victory In Iraq by 2013

In a sign that John McCain recognizes the political pitfalls of his plan to stay in Iraq for practically forever, his speech this morning laying out his vision for his first term contains an interesting prediction: That by 2013, Iraq shall have essentially been won.

In his speech today in the big swing state of Ohio, McCain will make the following prediction for 2013: "The Iraq war has been won. Iraq is a functioning democracy, although still suffering from the lingering effects of decades of tyranny and centuries of sectarian tension. Violence still occurs, but it is spasmodic and much reduced."

Late Update: The full prepared text of the speech is available after the jump.

Thank you. The hectic but repetitive routine of presidential campaigns often seems to consist entirely of back and forth charges between candidates, punctuated by photo ops, debates and the occasional policy speech, followed by another barrage of accusations and counter accusations, formulated into the soundbites preferred by cable news producers. It is a little hypocritical for candidates or reporters to criticize these deficiencies. They are our creation. Campaigns and the media collaborated as architects of the modern presidential campaign, and we deserve equal blame for the regret we feel from time to time over its less than inspirational features. Voters, however, even in this revolutionary communications age, with its 24 hour news cycle, can be forgiven their uncertainty about what the candidates actually hope to achieve if they have the extraordinary privilege of being elected President of the United States. We spend too little time and offer too few specifics on that most important of questions. We make promises, of course, about what kind of policies we would pursue in office. But they often are obscured, mischaracterized and forgotten in the heat and fog of political battle.

Next January, the political leadership of the United States will change significantly. It is important that the candidates who seek to lead the country after the Bush Administration define their objectives and what they plan to achieve not with vague language but with clarity.

So, what I want to do today is take a little time to describe what I would hope to have achieved at the end of my first term as President. I cannot guarantee I will have achieved these things. I am presumptuous enough to think I would be a good President, but not so much that I believe I can govern by command. Should I forget that, Congress will, of course, hasten to remind me. The following are conditions I intend to achieve. And toward that end, I will focus all the powers of the office; every skill and strength I possess; and seize every opportunity to work with members of Congress who put the national interest ahead of partisanship, and any country in the world that shares our hopes for a more peaceful and prosperous world.

By January 2013, America has welcomed home most of the servicemen and women who have sacrificed terribly so that America might be secure in her freedom. The Iraq War has been won. Iraq is a functioning democracy, although still suffering from the lingering effects of decades of tyranny and centuries of sectarian tension. Violence still occurs, but it is spasmodic and much reduced. Civil war has been prevented; militias disbanded; the Iraqi Security Force is professional and competent; al Qaeda in Iraq has been defeated; and the Government of Iraq is capable of imposing its authority in every province of Iraq and defending the integrity of its borders. The United States maintains a military presence there, but a much smaller one, and it does not play a direct combat role.

The threat from a resurgent Taliban in Afghanistan has been greatly reduced but not eliminated. U.S. and NATO forces remain there to help finish the job, and continue operations against the remnants of al Qaeda. The Government of Pakistan has cooperated with the U.S. in successfully adapting the counterinsurgency tactics that worked so well in Iraq and Afghanistan to its lawless tribal areas where al Qaeda fighters are based. The increase in actionable intelligence that the counterinsurgency produced led to the capture or death of Osama bin Laden, and his chief lieutenants. There is no longer any place in the world al Qaeda can consider a safe haven. Increased cooperation between the United States and its allies in the concerted use of military, diplomatic, and economic power and reforms in the intelligence capabilities of the United States has disrupted terrorist networks and exposed plots around the world. There still has not been a major terrorist attack in the United States since September 11, 2001.

The United States and its allies have made great progress in advancing nuclear security. Concerted action by the great democracies of the world has persuaded a reluctant Russia and China to cooperate in pressuring Iran to abandon its nuclear ambitions, and North Korea to discontinue its own. The single greatest threat facing the West -- the prospect of nuclear materials in the hands of terrorists -- has been vastly diminished.

The size of the Army and Marine Corps has been significantly increased, and are now better equipped and trained to defend us. Long overdue reforms to the way we acquire weapons programs, including fixed price contracts, have created sufficient savings to pay for a larger military. A substantial increase in veterans educational benefits and improvements in their health care has aided recruitment and retention. The strain on the National Guard and reserve forces has been relieved.

After efforts to pressure the Government in Sudan over Darfur failed again in the U.N. Security Council, the United States, acting in concert with a newly formed League of Democracies, applied stiff diplomatic and economic pressure that caused the government of Sudan to agree to a multinational peacekeeping force, with NATO countries providing logistical and air support, to stop the genocide that had made a mockery of the world's repeated declaration that we would "never again" tolerant such inhumanity. Encouraged by the success, the League is now occupied with using the economic power and prestige of its member states to end other gross abuses of human rights such as the despicable crime of human trafficking.

The United States has experienced several years of robust economic growth, and Americans again have confidence in their economic future. A reduction in the corporate tax rate from the second highest in the world to one on par with our trading partners; the low rate on capital gains; allowing business to deduct in a single year investments in equipment and technology, while eliminating tax loopholes and ending corporate welfare, have spurred innovation and productivity, and encouraged companies to keep their operations and jobs in the United States. The Alternate Minimum Tax is being phased out, with relief provided first to middle income families. Doubling the size of the child exemption has put more disposable income in the hands of taxpayers, further stimulating growth.

Congress has just passed by a single up or down vote a tax reform proposal that offers Americans a choice of continuing to file under the rules of the current complicated and burdensome tax code or use a new, simpler, fairer and flatter tax, with two rates and a generous deduction. Millions of taxpayers are expected to file under the flat tax, and save billions in the cost of preparing their returns.

After exercising my veto several times in my first year in office, Congress has not sent me an appropriations bill containing earmarks for the last three years. A top to bottom review of every federal bureaucracy has yielded great reductions in government spending by identifying programs that serve no important purpose; and instigating far reaching reforms of procurement and operating policies that have for too long extravagantly wasted money for no better purpose than to increase federal payrolls.

New free trade agreements have been ratified and led to substantial increases in both exports and imports. The resulting growth in prosperity in countries from South America to Asia to Africa has greatly strengthened America's security and the global progress of our political ideals. U.S. tariffs on agricultural imports have been eliminated and unneeded farm subsidies are being phased out. The world food crisis has ended, inflation is low, and the quality of life not only in our country, but in some of the most impoverished countries around the world is much improved.

Americans, who through no fault of their own, lost jobs in the global economy they once believed were theirs for life, are assisted by reformed unemployment insurance and worker retraining programs. Older workers who accept lower paying jobs while they acquire new skills are provided assistance to make up a good part of the income they have lost. Community colleges and technical schools all over the country have developed worker retraining programs suited to the specific economic opportunities available in their communities and are helping millions of workers who have lost a job that won't come back find a new one that won't go away.

Public education in the United States is much improved thanks to the competition provided by charter and private schools; the increase of quality teachers through incentives like merit pay and terrific programs that attract to the classroom enthusiastic and innovative teachers from many disciplines, like Teach for America and Troops to Teachers. Educational software and online teaching programs endorsed by qualified non profits are much more widely in use, bringing to the smallest classrooms in America some of the greatest math, English, and science teachers in the country. This revolution in teaching methods has especially benefited rural America. Test scores and graduation rates are rising everywhere in the country.

Health care has become more accessible to more Americans than at any other time in history. Reforms of the insurance market; putting the choice of health care into the hands of American families rather than exclusively with the government or employers; walk in clinics as alternatives to emergency room care; paying for outcome in the treatment of disease rather than individual procedures; and competition in the prescription drug market have begun to wring out the runaway inflation once endemic in our health care system. More small businesses offer their employees health plans. Schools have greatly improved their emphasis on physical education and nutritional content of meals offered in school cafeterias. Obesity rates among the young and the disease they engender are stabilized and beginning to decline. The federal government and states have cooperated in establishing backstop insurance pools that provide coverage to people hard pressed to find insurance elsewhere because of pre-existing illness.

The reduction in the growth of health care costs has begun to relieve some of the pressure on Medicare; encouraging Congress to act in a bipartisan way to extend its solvency for twenty-five years without increasing taxes and raising premiums only for upper income seniors. Their success encouraged a group of congressional leaders from both parties to work with my administration to fix Social Security as well, without reducing benefits to those near retirement. The reforms include some form of personal retirement accounts in safe and reliable index funds, such as have been available to government employees since their retirement plans were made solvent a quarter century ago.

The United States is well on the way to independence from foreign sources of oil; progress that has not only begun to alleviate the environmental threat posed from climate change, but has greatly improved our security as well. A cap and trade system has been implemented, spurring great innovation in the development of green technologies and alternative energy sources. Clean coal technology has advanced considerably with federal assistance. Construction has begun on twenty new nuclear reactors thanks to improved incentives and a streamlined regulatory process.

Scores of judges have been confirmed to the federal district and appellate courts, including the U.S. Supreme Court, who understand that they were not sent there to write our laws but to enforce them and make sure they are consistent with the Constitution. They are judges of exceptional character and quality, who enforce and do not make laws, and who respect the values of the people whose rights, laws and property they are sworn to defend.

Border state governors have certified and the American people recognize that after tremendous improvements to border security infrastructure and increases in the border patrol, and vigorous prosecution of companies that employ illegal aliens, our southern border is now secure. Illegal immigrants who broke our laws after they came here have been arrested and deported. Illegal immigration has been finally brought under control, and the American people accepted the practical necessity to institute a temporary worker program and deal humanely with the millions of immigrants who have been in this country illegally.

Voluntary national service has grown in popularity in part because of the educational benefits used as incentives, as well as frequent appeals from the bully pulpit of the White House, but mostly because the young Americans, no less than earlier generations, understand that true happiness is much greater than the pursuit of pleasure, and can only be found by serving causes greater than self-interest. Scores of accomplished private sector leaders have joined the ranks of my administration for a dollar a year and have instituted some of the most innovative reforms of government programs ever known, often in partnership with willing private sector partners. A sense of community, a kinship of ideals, has invigorated public service again.

This is the progress I want us to achieve during my presidency. These are the changes I am running for President to make. I want to leave office knowing that America is safer, freer, and wealthier than when I was elected; that more Americans have more opportunities to pursue their dreams than at any other time in our history; that the world has become less threatening to our interests and more hospitable to our values; and that America has again, as she always has, chosen not to hide from history but to make history.

I am well aware I cannot make any of these changes alone. The powers of the presidency are rightly checked by the other branches of government, and I will not attempt to acquire powers our founders saw fit to grant Congress. I will exercise my veto if I believe legislation passed by Congress is not in the nation's best interests, but I will not subvert the purpose of legislation I have signed by making statements that indicate I will enforce only the parts of it I like. I will respect the responsibilities the Constitution and the American people have granted Congress, and will, as I often have in the past, work with anyone of either party to get things done for our country.

For too long, now, Washington has been consumed by a hyper-partisanship that treats every serious challenge facing us as an opportunity to trade insults; disparage each other's motives; and fight about the next election. For all the problems we face, if you ask Americans what frustrates them most about Washington, they will tell you they don't think we're capable of serving the public interest before our personal and partisan ambitions; that we fight for ourselves and not for them. Americans are sick of it, and they have every right to be. They are sick of the politics of selfishness, stalemate and delay. They despair when every election -- no matter who wins -- always seems to produce four more years of unkept promises and a government that is just a battleground for the next election. Their patience is at an end for politicians who value ambition over principle, and for partisanship that is less a contest of ide as than an uncivil brawl over the spoils of power. They want to change not only the policies and institutions that have failed the American people, but the political culture that produced them. They want to move this country forward and stake our claim on this century as we did in the last. And they want their government to care more about them than preserving the privileges of the powerful.

There are serious issues at stake in this election, and serious differences between the candidates. And we will argue about them, as we should. But it should remain an argument among friends; each of us struggling to hear our conscience, and heed its demands; each of us, despite our differences, united in our great cause, and respectful of the goodness in each other. That is how most Americans treat each other. And it is how they want the people they elect to office to treat each other.

If I am elected President, I will work with anyone who sincerely wants to get this country moving again. I will listen to any idea that is offered in good faith and intended to help solve our problems, not make them worse. I will seek the counsel of members of Congress from both parties in forming government policy before I ask them to support it. I will ask Democrats to serve in my administration. My administration will set a new standard for transparency and accountability. I will hold weekly press conferences. I will regularly brief the American people on the progress our policies have made and the setbacks we have encountered. When we make errors, I will confess them readily, and explain what we intend to do to correct them. I will ask Congress to grant me the privilege of coming before both houses to take questions, and address criticism, much the same as the Prime Minister of Great Britain appears regularly before the House of Commons.

We cannot again leave our problems for another unluckier generation of Americans to fix after they have become even harder to solve. I'm not interested in partisanship that serves no other purpose than to gain a temporary advantage over our opponents. This mindless, paralyzing rancor must come to an end. We belong to different parties, not different countries. We are rivals for the same power. But we are also compatriots. We are fellow Americans, and that shared distinction means more to me than any other association. I intend to prove myself worthy of the office; of our country; and of your respect. I won't judge myself by how many elections I've won. I won't spend one hour of my presidency worrying more about my re-election than keeping my promises to the American people. There is a time to campaign, and a time to govern. If I'm elected President, the era of the permanent campaign will end. The era of problem solving will begin. I promise you, from the day I am sworn into office until the last hour of my presidency, I will work with anyone, of either party, to make this country safe, prosperous and proud. And I won't care who gets the credit.

Thank you.

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in 2013 John McCain also seem to forget to mention that he would be 75 yrs old.

77.

His birthday is August 29, 1936.

Uh. That sounds like Rumsfeld in 2002, when he said, "The Iraqis will welcome us with parades and flowers."

And look where we are now. That sure as hell aren't flowers they're throwing at our troops.

I promise victory in Iraq on Day One! Just give me until 3:00 AM.

Five mor f-ing years. That's not good enough Johnny.

And why is McCain all of a sudden running for 8 years in the White House? I thought he would commit to a single term. This just reminds people that he would 80 years old at the end of 8 years.

Hmm... not sure if 10 more friedmans is gonna cut it. Usually, these are requested one at a time.

I will have to call foul on asking for this many all at once.

FREE UNICORNS!!!

I, too, thought it interesting that he would prolong the "victory" until his second term.

Neat trick, Johnny Boy.

Sorry, but I don't trust you any farther than you can lift your arms.

Mission Accomplished II

Iraq is a functioning democracy, although still suffering from the lingering effects of decades of tyranny and centuries of sectarian tension. Violence still occurs, but it is spasmodic and much reduced."

Certainly being careful to pad his claims by saying the country's still sort of going to be a mess. This is his best case scenario, too. I imagine if the Democrats win the White House, these predictions will be treated by wingnuts as gospel. Iraq revisionism. "We would've won it in just a few more years, but Obama got squeamish!"

That's it. Now I'm voting McCain. The good thing about good 'ol boy Republicans--you can take them at their word.

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You've just been promoted to Snark Master!

Congradulations!

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I would fucking love to see Prime Minister's Questions brought to Congress!

It wouldn't be pretty to see Bush grilled in the well of the Senate. Of course, I would enjoy such theater immensely.

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Well, it depends on what type of sauce they use...

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I've always thought it was a great idea!

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I bet y'all he's got a secret plan to end the war.

Yep. And he sees light at the end of the tunnel.

And peace with honor. Let's not forget that we'll have peace with honor with McCain.

A secret plan to bring peace with honor that allows him to see light at the end of the tunnel. The silent majority of Americans are with him on this, I'm sure.

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The silent majority will help him win the peace.

Yeah, but that bright light is Jesus coming to get him.

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Why would any sane Jew want anything to do with him?

eh, Iraq is not looking so bad these days. I actually plan a trip in the fall, although just to Kurdish Iraq. Eh, Armenia, Iran and Iraq. Travels such as these allow me a perspective you ddumb bunnies can't even imagine.

Great. With your winning personality disorder and that genius and lack of prejudice that you make a point of proclaiming every time you say something stupid and racist, I'm sure you'll get along swimmingly with the locals.

Be sure to look into any admissions preferences in the Kurdish law schools. We want to make sure there aren't any incompetent minorities getting on law review!

let me fix that little typo in your headline:

McCain Promises Victory In Iraq by 2113

there — much more accurate.

Well, and today I am endorsing Barack Obama for President of the US (of the KKK of AAA!)

However, I hope that before the election he will tangibly and convincingly show the electorate just what his skills are. Something measureable. For example, in sports events like the javelin throw you can see visibly. Just how far Obama can chuck a javelin? I think that would be useful to know, don't you? Or more to the point, since he has no published scholarship, maybe his Columbia thesis would be interesting for a perusal, just to see how his thought process works, in something more substantial than a speech about hope or change or whatever. And perhaps we can move the discussion about race forward a step if Obama will release his SAT and LSAT scores, so we can see how little (or how much) he benefited from racially based preferences.

Today should be a proud day for the Obama campaign. I bet even Michelle can feel good about the US (of the KKK of AAA!), knowing her husband has my endorsement. : )

Shouldn't you be packing your bags for your trip to Iran, Armenia and Iraq?

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What does AAA mean in this context? The Ku Klux Klan of the American Auto Association? Someone locks their keys in their car and the KKK of the AAA comes out and burns a cross in their yard?


Godzilla is the WTF of the TPM.

Inaccurate doesn't quite cover this WaPo website headline: "McCain to Outline Troop Withdrawal Timeline" ... You mean "Withdrawal Fantasy", right? And how exactly this is "a position that closely resembles those of his potential Democratic rivals" is completely beyond me. One *plan* ensures an orderly pull-out of troops. The other "plan" envisions a beautiful world where most (maybe not all) Iraqis have gotten over this whole Sunni-Shiite thingy, and have learned to iron out their differences with signing statements and waterboarding, not these ghastly bombs and acts of tribalism. Yea, this sounds like exactly the kind of reality-based thinking we need in the White House.

Meanwhile, Bush violates Godwin's Law:

"We have heard this foolish delusion before," Bush said in remarks to the Israeli Knesset. "As Nazi tanks crossed into Poland in 1939, an American Senator declared: 'Lord, if only I could have talked to Hitler, all of this might have been avoided.' We have an obligation to call this what it is -- the false comfort of appeasement, which has been repeatedly discredited by history."

McCain of the Panderosa

forgot to put a reminder note on his refrigerator. We elderly have to do that to help us keep track of our chores. McCain did not, and that is why I am still waiting for the thirty cents a day tax holiday that he promised me.

Hey there Maverick of The Panderosa,get me my thirty cents. I want to be able to drive another mile today.

"The Iraq war has been won. Iraq is a functioning democracy, although still suffering from the lingering effects of decades of tyranny and centuries of sectarian tension. Violence still occurs, but it is spasmodic and much reduced."

Are we sure this is a prediction? Or does McCain need another aricept?

seriously? an Alzheimer’s joke?

haha, too far?

Yes.

Too sensitive.

McCain talking about victory in Iraq in the present tense is hilarious.

Frankly, the only thing offensive about the senile jokes are how obvious they are.

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No doubt, McSame is averaging one senior moment a week, if the media would bother to report on it McSame would have to drop out citing the need to, "Spend more time with my family before I forget who they are."

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Isn't that enough of a reason? I base my life on one simple philosopy. What Would Jim Rockford Do? Jim Rockford would never swing at the easy ones.

I hear ya and you're right.

Fair game, I say.

If electing Obama is supporting Terrorists, than McCain is insane.


yea, just a bit much for my taste. not that I'm against laughing at a 70+ year old running for president on a shoddy intellect and memory, but Alzheimer’s touches on something a bit too wretched for lots of people (not to mention Fmr. Justice O'Connor's testimony in Congress on the issue just yesterday).

Fair enough. Didn't mean to offend anyone on my side.

He also promises fairies, but neglects to mention that we will have to wrap up in Iraq so we can bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran.

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McCain has just laid a nice, sticky trap for himself. Now the Obama campaign needs to start insisting that he lay out his plan for how he'll achieve victory there. Because he's either having a senior moment, or he's contemplating reinstating the draft.

He can't. It's a secret plan. Silly Rabcat.

In other news, McCain promised that he would build condos on Jupiter and cure cancer himself.

Testing?

No fucking shame. The problems in Iraq exist because we invaded. I am sorry, Saddam my have been a bad guy, but he kept a lid on all of this crap, and that is why the people put up with him. They knew the alternative would be worse. This shows clearly that McBush still has the same BS view of the mideast that Bushjr. How long before we hear him say, "My foreign policy plan will be to get on the phone with the shites and sunni and tell the to cut all that shit out."

McCain 08
"The New Coke of Presidents"

the people of iraq did not 'put up with' saddam hussein because he 'kept a lid on' sectarian divisions!!!!

first: saddam's rule was built on sectarian divisions.

second: saddam's rule was brutally enforced, not tolerated.

it is one thing to point out that, as bad things were under saddam, they are much much worse since the US invasion/occupation. it is quite another to imagine that the vast majority of iraqis didn't want to see him gone in a big big way.

"My friends, you may be asking yourself, why should I trust John McCain on this new prediction? After all, when it comes to Iraq he's been wrong so often before. He predicted an easy victory in 2003, said that Baghdad market was safe and so on. And then denied having done so. Well, my friends, you can trust me on this new prediction because I'm a Straight Talker(tm) and I travel on a bus called the Straight Talk Express!"

Who did that run-down of McCains flip-flops? Was it Kos? Anyone got a link?

Check archives at Carpetbagger. Benen does a good job keeping track of running lists like this.

McCain is like the weather in Seattle. If you don't like his current political position, wait five minutes.

Well, Obama is promising victory within 16 months of taking office. Take that, McSame!

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McCain: I am well aware I cannot make any of these changes alone.

Here's the part he left out: My friends, in order to assure our nation will be at war until 2013, it will be necessary to enslave most of the population - as forced labor will ensure sufficient trillions and trillions to pay for this.

Just think of it as draft beer - without the beer!

he is also going to make the dollar recover in 3 months just by concentrating really hard

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Did you know that John McCain sleeps in a bamboo tiger cage under his desk and congressional pages are forced to poke him with a sharpened stick to get him to go out and vote on legislation. I heard there are photos on the internets that prove this.

that's funny, but wrong.
but funny.

Agreed. If my Alzheimer’s joke riled feathers, good luck with a POW torture joke.

I laughed.

Agreed. If my Alzheimer’s joke riled feathers, good luck with a POW torture joke.

I laughed.

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Senator Wackadoo does not have short to medium term memory problems . . . He is raving insane.

The 2000 election broke him. The 2000 election broke Liberman. They cling together like those sad velco monkeys that were so popular a decade ago . . . Just before the beeni-baby thing usurped their primacy.

Actually, is it fair game to make fun of his time in captivity?
I could think of a pretty ammusing mental comparison to the escape scene in "First Blood".

My mom raised an interesting point. She had a brother (and many friends) in Vietnam and she saw first hand the toll of that war on them. It's sort of a taboo subject, but she had real serious concerns about a former Vietnam POW becoming President.

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Right off the bat I must apologize for my last email where I stated that John McCain sleeps in a bamboo tiger cage under his desk and there were photos on the Internet to prove it. Well, I did see those photos. All I can see in these so called McCain Tiger Cage Photos is some assorted shaving articles, a single black sock, a photo of his first wife, Carol with some profanities scribbled over her face with blackened out eyes (I’m guessing magic marker, but don’t hold me to that) and hanging from what looks like a old tooth some sort of vintage calendar with red X -marks ominously crossing out each date.

And one more thing, the cage looks like it is made out of steel, not bamboo.

In the future, I insure you I will inspect these photos much more closely before commenting.

On a funnier note: A few people emailed to tell me that TIME magazine ran a story a few years back that John McCain is So MEAN, he once shot a man just for snoring. Photos forthcoming.

I promise Victory! Just trust me, these things take time...like 2 terms.
If millions of Americans were not prepared to vote for this questionable human being, it would be much more funny.

In just 5 more years pretty pink peace ponies will ride free across the sands of Iraq!

WOLVERINES!!!!

Love the avatar.

Anyone know if O'Reilly has had any response to the "left wing smear merchants" pushing that video?

Please change your avatar. Watching people with a severe personality disorder implode makes me shudder ;-)

We'll do it live!!! Fuck it!!! Fuckin' thing sucks!!!

truly, words to live by...

HA!

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Once again I am here to prove to everyone that the Internets is full of inaccuracies. In my last email I mentioned that TIME magazine once ran a story a few years back stating that John McCain was So MEAN, he once shot a man just for snoring, along with so-called, visual proof. And once again I feel like such a dumb ass. That quote in question comes from the old Time Life Books Series on the OLD WEST and the man in question is John Wesley Hardin. The enclosed photo is indeed that of Mr. Hardin and is very very old and upon closer inspection, John McCain stands way off in the distance near a hitching post and obviously not holding a weapon at all.

I apologize to Mr. McCain, Time-Life Books, the ghost of John Wesley Hardin and all of you.

PS. On the McCain Tiger Cage: A very observant (and knowledgeable) viewer mentions that the McCain Tiger Cage is neither Steel nor Bamboo but indeed iron. Thanks for your input.

McCain Of The Panderosa.

More War Years! More War Years! More War Years!

A vote for The Maverick Of The Panderosa, is like a Vote for Cowboy from Crawford that rounded him up and branded him.

More War Years! More War Years! More War Years!

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Remember, he's not particularly well liked in Crawford, but then he's only been there 10 years...bought that ranch less than a year before the election. I gotta defend the good people of Crawford on this. And don't start putting down the folks in Cranfills Gap, Meridian, or Clifton either...I've had some good times in those towns.

does anyone else think it's cleverly convenient that if McCain won the upcoming election, his major strategy wouldn't provide victory until after he is elected to a second term?

just a thought...

Weirdest speech ever. I caught a bit of it on the TV and was amazed at how much it resembled a bad commencement. I have expected him to say, "And as you go out into the world of adulthood..."

McCain's gonna have a hard time on the campaign trail.... he's sputtering around like a whirling dirvish on the war and and now the economy....

"Former SEC head William Donaldson, who was appointed by Republican President George W. Bush, joined Arthur Levitt and David Ruder in backing Obama, who leads rival Hillary Clinton in the number of delegates necessary to become the Democratic White House nominee.

Levitt was appointed by former President Bill Clinton, a Democrat, while Ruder was appointed by former President Ronald Reagan, a Republican."
--Rueters

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McCain's sole hope is that the corporate media/press will continue running defense for him . . . By ignoring his on-going decent into insanity.

Personally, I see more dementia than insanity. Maybe, it's a mixed bag.

One M.U. (McCain Unit) = 10 F.U.'s

Or, 1 MU = 1 DecaFU.

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So McCAAAIIINNN units are 60 months?

John McCain on June 20, 2005:

"What I think we should do," McCain told NBC's "Meet the Press," "is wait until we achieve the successes, then celebrate them, rather than predict them. Because too often that prediction is not proven to be true."

Maybe he should take his own advice.

Awesome catch, my friend.

nice.

True Americans don't question war heros. Patriots wouldn't dredge up McCain's old quotes that are relevant and in context just to prove a valid point. Good day, sir!

“The right course of action is to make preparations as quickly as possible to bring our people home. It does not mean as soon as order is restored to Haiti, it doesn’t mean as soon as Democracy is flourishing in Haiti, it doesn’t mean as soon as we’ve established a viable nation in Haiti, as soon as possible means as soon as we can get out of Haiti without losing any American lives.”

"Do you believe that the people of Iraq or at least a large number of them will treat us as liberators?" McCain answered: "Absolutely. Absolutely."

"I remain confident that we will find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq."

"I'm confident we're on the right course."

"there are neighborhoods in Baghdad where you and I could walk through those neighborhoods today."

Interesting. I wonder what logic determined that we needed five more years. Was this a detailed political analysis of the Iraqi election cycle and the internal political forces? Or an analysis of how many troops would be needed for how long to pacify the identified threats in Iraq? I assume he consulted long and hard with political and military experts, and also made an assessment of what resources he'd need over those five years and what he would expect to get from Congress and from our allies.

Oh, wait. Maybe there's something else going on. Five years gets us... one year beyond the reelection campaign. So we don't get to hold him to this pledge at a point when he's up for re-relection. Now I understand.

Well, let's see, if it were true, that would net us victory in Iraq, just in time for another....

er, just after another......

me and the maths don't get along.....

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Commander Codpiece already declared victory and three weeks later so did McCain.

Is this a Ronald Reagan moment?

He didn't say I get a pony. I WANT A PONY!!!!

Definitely - weirdest speech ever.

Ironically he started out by commenting about how 'vague promises' don't do any one any good or something to that effect. Of course then he proceeded to be really vague about how he was actually going to accomplish any of these 'promises'.


promises need to be concrete.

but plans are for SUCKERS!

Now that we know his brilliant strategy for Iraq, but about his "other wars"?

How many Friedmans is that? Definitely one of the weirder speeches I've ever heard. The tepid applause from the audience betrayed the confusion of the folks listening to it. You could imagine them looking around, wondering if they'd stumbled into a commencement address presented by someone who'd had too much Robitussin. "My friends, as you cross the threshold from childhood to adulthood, Iraq will be stable and all houses will be made of chocolate."

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Okay, let me get this straight. McCain said we'd be in Iraq for a hundred years, and when the DNC put out an ad with the video clip, Republicans got all upset alleging it accused him of saying we were going to be at war for a hundred years (even though it didn't, it just showed his statement.)

So then people started asking "all right, if you mean a hundred peaceful years, then how do you plan to get to peace, and what will you do if your predictions of victory (like all the others for the past five years) don't come true?"

And his response is to say, in effect, "fast forward five years: peace has been achieved!"?


Where's Conan O'Brian and his flashlight when you need him? In the year 2000...13.....

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Has anyone pointed out to him that 2013 is the year after his term, if elected, would be up? So is he saying that he would be handing the "victory" over to the next President?

No, he's saying he'd keep us active in Iraq just long enough to get himself (or his VP) re-elected. But he wouldn't use the war as politcal chess piece. No, no, no. Snark.

Can I just add that it feels great to be trashing McCain and the Republicans and not fellow Democrats for a change.

What kind of namby-pamby pus-wad says it'll take til 2013 to win that war? Are we the toughest bad asses on the planet or not? 2013? Fuck that! I say we can win it by...um, wait a sec...exactly what does he mean by "win?"

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I hope everyone in my state (WA) sees Dave Reichart standing by McCain and the voters in his district vote for Marcy Burner in November. Reichart has been a complete Bush enabler.

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xargaw,

Good on you for pointing out Reichart. We all need focus our attention up and down ticket.

I dream of a House of Representative with 435 Congress people . . . with none/nada/zero Republicans.

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