"Senator McCain, does Barack Obama love America as much as you do?"

These would be fair questions:

Some people accuse you of having senior moments. Are you senile? Can you prove it?

You devulged state secrets when being tortured. Why didn't you kill yourself and save your honor instead?

Bush accused you of having an affair that resulted in a black baby.
The NYT says you had an affair with lobbyists. Do you still have affairs?

Steph will probably just give McCain a handy-j underneath the table.

"Sen. McCain, why are you so awesome?"

No, I don't expect him to ask the tough questions. He's shown himself to be a tool of the establishment. I'll hold on to that opinion until he shows otherwise.

"McCain To Do Stephanopoulos This Weekend"

The headline says it all. Will they be meeting in the Minneapolis Airport Men's Room?

Will George be using the Larry Craig Toe Tapping code:

I DA HO I DA HO I DA HO

I'm just glad that David Brooks has endorsed this kind of questioning. Now that electability "gotcha" questions have been legitimized by one of McCain's biggest supporters in the MSM, I'd like to know more about McCain's role in the Keating affair, the comments he allegedly made about his wife, the role of lobbyists in his campaign, the questionable loan using public financing funds, his inability to understand Shiite and Sunni, his divorse from his first wife.... You know, all the important stuff.

GS will get down on his knees and do what he (and all the media whores) do(es) best to McSame. It will not be a pretty sight!

Why don't you send him an email and whine like you did with Obama?

Keep the pressure on and he may ask him where is his flag pin.

Hey Greg. Are you going to ask the Clinton camp about their March fundraising numbers? Weren't they supposed to release their FEC report by now?

Except for unavoidable work-related reasons (Josh can watch), no one should tune in to this. As I wrote to the ABc news division.
You are dead to me.

Naw, it will be softballs lobbed to McCain. Afterall, George considers McCain a member in good standing of the beltway fraternity. The two of them will probably share a knowing chuckle about how awkward the pledge Barack was in reacting to George's hazing.

Good old boys. Look for the secret handshake.

Possible questions:

"Do you think that Obama's relationship with Ayers is problematic?"

"Is Obama's pastor patriotic?"

"Do you think that Obama will raise everybody's taxes?"

"Why doesn't Barack Obama wear a flap pin? Do you think he hates the flag and our nation?"

"Is Barack Obama electable?"

"Is Barack Obama an elitist?"

"Does my hair look okay?"

My bet is he will literally "do" John McCain, on the air, sexual intercourse. It will actually be John who initiates though, out of appreciation for George and Charles's good work on throwing right wing talking points and non-issue questions at the Democrats the other night so neither of them got to discuss the current problems or how to fix them.

It should also be noted that Hillary is apparently quite happy not talking about the issues or the solutions, apparently her, the Republicans and ABC all agree that the debate went super!

Only problem is no one else thought so.

"Senator McCain, how do you stay so handsome despite having that hidious surgical scar and having been born during the Cambrian period?"

"Senator McCain, would you not agree that all Democratic candiates are effeminate girly-men and all Democratic women are emasculating lesbians?"

"Senator McCain, do you think you're winning because you're so much funnier and more honest than Clinton and Obama?"

"Senator, how many trillions of extra revenue do you think your proposed tax cuts will bring in in your first super-terrific year as President of these United States?"

"John, do you think it would be okay if I just sat her without asking any questions for a few minutes and basked in the glow of your unquestionable integrity?"

"Senator McCain, a process question. Do you think your stories about the strippers you've banged will undermine your reputation for rugged masculinity with white working class men in swing states?"

Something tells me that a lot of people will be watching to see if Steph asks McCain tough "gotcha" questions designed to gauge his "electability" and his ability to handle future attacks, as he claimed to be doing at Wednesday's Dem debate.

Or some of us will boycott it.

Worst headline ever?

So much for lunch.

I imagine he'll be asking more for McCain's take on the Democratic scandals than his own. For example:
"Why doesn't Obama wear a lapel pin? A reliable source told me it's because it burns his heathen skin."

I think just by virtue of the fact that this is a Sunday talk show rather than a primetime debate, it's going to be a lot less confrontational.

"Senator McCain, do you think that being a war hero and a maverick makes you too much of a stud for the White House?"

"Senator McCain, when you rise in the east every morning, does it concern you that you're leaving the other side of the planet dark?"

"Senator McCain, as a hero, do you believe mainstream voters should be concerned that Democrats hate America?"

"Joe Lieberman... spitter or swallower?"

Senator Clinton; George and I have grown tired of beating Senator Obama over the head with our baseball bats; would you care to take a few swings?

Thank you Charlie, and yes I would.

Why doesn't someone ask him (a) why he and his wife file separate tax returns and (b) if he will release her returns as well.

Here George, take notes:

Senator McCain, you once said Chelsea Clinton, 16 at the time, was so ugly because Janet Reno was her father. Are you prepared to rreject/renounce / or disown that state? And a followup- how would you feel if someone made that kind of remark about your daughter?

OMG! I totally choked on the water I was drinking when I saw that headline!

If George wants to be fair he should come to TPM and KOS, post a request for questions then use some of them to grill McCain. He apparently can't think them up himself.

Some headline! But accurate in a real kind of way.

By the way, has anyone talked to Sean Hannity of Fux-To-Inanity TV? Did Hannity give Stephi any talking points? We wanna know.

"Senator McCain, when former Secretary of States James Baker endorsed you in February, you said, 'I look forward to his counsel and am honored to have his support.' Were you aware at the time that Baker has been quoted by Jack Kemp as saying in 1992, 'Fuck [the Jews], they didn't vote for us anyway'?"

I, for one, will NOT BE WATCHING Stephanoodlepuss ever again. I'm satisfied he's a Clinton operative, is under instruction to help the Repubs win if Clinton can't so she can run again, has generally has displayed such an obvious bias in his stupid Sunday morning show for the past few months that I no longer watch it, PLUS I am too busy reveling in my JUSTIFIABLE, RIGHTEOUS ANGER at all things nefarious, low, mean, petty and destructive after that ABC debate, to ever give ABC another boost in ratings attributable to moi.