Thompson: My Most Prized Possession Is My "Trophy Wife"
The Associated Press asked all the Presidential campaigns to name their principal's most "prized possession." Fred Thompson's answer:
Trophy wife
A gaffe? Naah. The AP reassures us that Thompson's answer was meant to be "tongue in cheek."
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Classy
December 14, 2007 5:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
This is the first thing about Fred Thompson that I've ever liked. Obviously it's tongue in cheek, and it's a nice jab at those who say he has a trophy wife. He's not gonna be president, so can't we just give him credit for a good crack?
December 14, 2007 6:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oh, I'll give him credit for a good crack, all right. He himself seems to take pride in it.
December 14, 2007 6:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
funny? to women?
December 14, 2007 6:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
Thompson has two "cracks" as far as I can tell - he sits on one of them and the other is the state of his mind. Ironically they both seem to be filled with the same thing.
December 14, 2007 6:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
Actually, his first impulse was to say "Good Crack", but thought better of it and toned it down to "Trophy Wife".
He's a cultured knuckle-dragger, afterall.
December 14, 2007 6:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
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December 14, 2007 6:30 PM | Reply | Permalink
"May I please have a round of laughter (for the joke I just told)?"
December 14, 2007 6:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
It was a joke, and pretty funny given the shit he's taken about it. I've got a lot of problems with the guy, and I think he'd make a terrible president, but slagging him for this means you don't have enough to do.
December 14, 2007 6:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
For a trophy, she's lookin' more tarnished every day, but I doubt that exhaustion has come from servicing ol' Fred.
December 14, 2007 6:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
Look, I think he's a jerk. But I think it is actually tongue in cheek, and reasonably funny--poking fun at himself as much as anything else. There is actual sexism to worry about--this ain't it.
December 14, 2007 6:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
That trophy wife needs some Febreze to the the old man smell out of her Victoria's Secret panties.
-GSD
December 14, 2007 6:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yeah, it's a point for Thompson. Women should already think it's funny to see this old slob running around with a barbie. He's clearly too old to be playing with dolls. But the humor has to start BEFORE he said it for the statement to be correctly funny.
But his wife, unless you think she's a plastic doll, has to know she's the supercute wife of a TV star, and she had to be prepared for the media to suggest it. They didn't.
I'm sure it's come up before, and I hereby certify its funniness. Appropriate? Probably not. But this politically incorrect bit of touching honesty is appreciated.
December 14, 2007 6:55 PM | Reply | Permalink
When we use sarcasm, we say the OPPOSITE of what we mean. Children understand this. Fred understands this. Many TPM readers, apparently, only understand this when it suits them.
Alexandra is right: There is actual sexism to worry about. See, for example, the post by Veritas78.
December 14, 2007 6:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
Poor Old Fred: Geriatric Old Actor trying to pedal his Young Geri Act Trick.
December 14, 2007 7:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
His trophy wife is a major negative and it makes perfect sense for him to try to diffuse the issue by ridiculing it. But it also makes perfect sense for us (ie enemies of any Republican) to extend this theme and try to make his trophy wife even a bigger issue.
December 14, 2007 7:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
to mchoo,
great crack, LOL
December 14, 2007 7:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'm glad he makes the distinction. I wonder what he calls his other wife?
Oh, yeah... "Ex."
I wonder if the GOP's "values" voters think Fred shows good values.
December 14, 2007 7:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
I wonder how Alan Keyes treats the fornicatresses, Judi Giuliani and Jeri Thompsom, backstage after the debates?
December 14, 2007 7:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
That's funny. Give The Fred a point for that one.
He also said it to put the knife into the terminally offended. You pants wetters need to get a sense of humor.
December 14, 2007 8:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
There ya go . . . I just learned something. I woulda guessed that Thompson's most prized possession his nap-time . . . Closely followed by his waddle/hound-dawg jowls.
Hey! Thompson surprised me!
December 14, 2007 8:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
Lots of guys want to show off their wife's ample bosom.
None of them should be President.
Did he send in photos of her to a motorcycle magazine ?
December 14, 2007 8:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
I think he meant trophy granddaughter.
December 14, 2007 8:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
In my last post there is some bad grammar. I apologize.
I meant to say:
A lowbrow enjoys exhibiting the bosom of his wife.
December 14, 2007 8:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
Let's be honest folks. The sexist (or at least conventional) assumption among most people is that Jeri is the trophy in this relationship.
Fred's certainly no prize, but within the context of their relationship, it's far from clear which one was trying to marry a trophy and who succeeded least.
December 14, 2007 9:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
I think we would need to know more about the setting in which Freddy made his comment to properly judge its propriety.
For instance, it might not be appropriate at the black tie WH Correspondents Dinner, but perhaps he was attending the Livestock Exhibition at the Iowa State Fair, with Jeri standing beside him holding his "corndog", while he spoke to the reporters. In which case..no problem.
Context folks, context.
December 14, 2007 9:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
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December 14, 2007 9:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
The guy's entire campaign seems to consist in saying "fuck you" to all progressive valuers and ideals, so this is merely par for the course. I like to call him "Cheney Jr."
December 14, 2007 9:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
I know so many passive-aggressive guys, when busted for saying something totaly offensive, try the "I was only joking! You need to get a sense of humor."
Yeah, right!
I know funny, and I know offensive, and I know an offensive jerk, making an excuse when I see one.
December 14, 2007 10:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
In deference to Chris Matthews' fawning, I'm surprised Thompson didn't reply, "My Aqua Velva collection."
December 14, 2007 10:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
What everyone is missing is that the question was what was his "most prized possession"?You possess a thing,not a person.I suppose she is his thang just like Rudy's grandfather's pocketwatch.Tongue in cheek my ass ,he is sexist as they come.
December 14, 2007 10:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
Fred the footnote...............
December 14, 2007 10:54 PM | Reply | Permalink
Remember Sean Connery's "It's not the worst thing to slap a woman now and then" episode? Whether or not he was kidding (and when asked, he told B. Walters he held to his statement, because sometimes it's the only thing left when you've tried everything else with a woman), he revealed who he was by saying it.
So did Thompson. His wife is not his possession or trophy.
December 14, 2007 11:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
This guy does NOT want to be President.
December 14, 2007 11:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
What a buffoon. It seems making a joke of everything, or just cackling uncontrollably, is the new way to project confidence from a position of weakness.
Oh wait, that's not new, and has never really worked, and has always signified over compensating insecurity.
But hey, it's just another interview Thompson bumbled through. He's so perfectly mediocre with all the salient qualities of a sphere.
December 14, 2007 11:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
Y'know, Fred and the missus have probably been taking crap about their age difference for a while now, and I imagine they joke about it between themselves and with friends. I'm not giving him an automatic pass here, but I wouldn't automatically assume he's a jerk, either.
December 15, 2007 12:01 AM | Reply | Permalink
btw, yeah, it IS hilarious Fred.
Hilarious because she IS a Trophy Wife and floozy.
She's been photographed drunk and body pressing a number of powerful men at events, including even Paul Wolfowitz after he was nominated to the World Bank. Old habits and all.
Her history: she was a low level political consultant Thompson met and bedded. She's 24 years younger than him and is basically his Monica Lewinsky, only he actually married her after divorcing his previous wife and mother of two children.
Yeah, real hilarious, Freddie. Real Conservative values there.
December 15, 2007 12:07 AM | Reply | Permalink
GOP meets DOM (Dirty Old Man)
December 15, 2007 1:03 AM | Reply | Permalink
I agree with Fred. The best thing about him is his wife's tits. They are nice, very smooth and extremely cute.
Everything else about this toad sucks bigtime.
December 15, 2007 2:11 AM | Reply | Permalink
Fred's "trophy wife" got him into this race. Now, she should get his tired, old ass out of it.
Face it, he's a buffoon.
December 15, 2007 3:48 AM | Reply | Permalink
The trophy brides of Thompson and Giuliani have been nothing but a drag on their candidacies.
December 15, 2007 4:36 AM | Reply | Permalink
I'd suggest most of you don't know what a "trophy wife" is, since Thompson most assuredly doesn't have one. A trophy wife is when you trade the old wife in on a younger, more spry model. Thompson was well single for many years before getting remarried. Trophy wives slide into the family picture, replacing the wife that helped the guy to his success with none of the muss and fuss required to start a family - skip the maternity, I've got a figure to maintain. So sorry, McCain may have one, Giuliani may have one/two, but Thompson doesn't have one. So eat your hearts out.
December 15, 2007 9:09 AM | Reply | Permalink
Thompson's candidacy has crashed. Is this the most important news EC can report?
December 15, 2007 9:46 AM | Reply | Permalink
Hi Desider. I interpret a trophy wife as being a young attractive woman married to a much older man. I don't think it has anything to do with formally being previously married or the other things mentioned in your post.
On another note, loki, colonpowwow, dc and the rest of the clinton II people that have accused me of being sexist. This is a sexist statement. Attacking clinton II due to policies, triangulating, lack of experience, or basing her campaign solely on clinton I's administration is not sexist.
December 15, 2007 10:51 AM | Reply | Permalink
Funniest part is not "trophy wife", but that she's his favorite "possession".
December 15, 2007 11:08 AM | Reply | Permalink
Stay classy, San Diego!
December 15, 2007 11:22 AM | Reply | Permalink
When asked about her own health, Jeri replied, "Every now and then, at night, I can feel old age trying to crawl up on me."
December 15, 2007 11:27 AM | Reply | Permalink
Didn't his 'trophy' wife play the part of 'Baby Bink' in the 1994 movie "Baby's Day Out"? One of Fred's memorable roles in film.
December 15, 2007 11:38 AM | Reply | Permalink
Good for Thompson.. this only proves he is presidential material. Once again he is saying I am not playing these games as he also told the moderator "I'm not doin' a show of Hand" just like Reagan said "I paid for this microphone" GO FRED!
He is the only one qualified, he has more experience in international affairs, with all the foreign committees he was on, he is not pro illegal as Rudy, Huckabee, and McCain are, and he has always been pro life where the others were not. So he qualifies more then anyone running. as Thompson would also say "I was walking the walk, BEFORE the others were talking the talk" and most of all he is honest. Giuliani nor Huckabee can't even state that claim, for they are both completely dishonest. GO FRED!
December 15, 2007 12:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
This makes me kind of like ol' Fred. It was a dumb question, utterly useless in terms of evaluating the candidate, and didn't deserve a serious answer. His response was funny and helps defuse a perceived weakness of his candidacy (his pretty, younger, blond wife). Between this and his comments last week about not talking about his faith publicly, he's starting to seem more appealing than any of the Republicans not named Ron Paul.
December 15, 2007 12:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
LMHO! Great sense of humor!
Throwing the MSM's vile smears back in their pathetic faces with dignity and class...THIS is a President!
This is OUR President!
December 15, 2007 1:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
I suppose people have different definitions, but the guy dated this woman for 6 years before marrying her, he'd been divorced 10 years when he met her, and if he wants to call her his "trophy wife" because he's proud of her and loves her, fine by me. I understand the typical "trophy wife" to be a trade-up once you become successful, and Thompson waited a long long time to do that. I hate the guys who toss the now fat wife who raised/is raising their kids out the door and take up a new younger not-beaten-up one - how cool and easy that is.
December 15, 2007 2:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
For what it's worth, I can't stand those guys either. They are usually a**holes and not all men are like that. On the flip side, the young "babe" that marries a prune obviously isn't doing it for his looks or his personality, so both sides of those types of relationships deserve each other.
December 15, 2007 2:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
One commenter said we have two cracks. One we sit on. And actually the other separates the halves of our brain.
In Thompson's case they lead to the same thing....
You can have him as your poster President Winghunter. Because that and TV, (he is after all a Hollywood elitist) are the only kind of presidency Thompson will ever know.
December 15, 2007 3:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
I agree with Ian: Thompson is a terrible politician with misguided policies and dubious allegiances. But this is an apt jab at the many people (including this website) who have said his "trophy wife" is a liability among the Christian right. It's funny. And if anyone should be offended, it's his wife, and that's between her and Fred.
December 15, 2007 3:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
Michael, I don't know what Thompson looked like 10 years ago, probably not such a prune, and I imagine he's probably charming in person, and this woman dated him for 6 years before getting married, and had her own career to boot, and isn't exactly young by bimbo standards. So maybe, just maybe she does love him beyond being a trophy husband. But there are many complexities to relationships and marriage that we don't need to discuss. Politically this is about as meaningless as Gore's "too long kiss" and all those other tempest-in-teapots. The dude likes his wife, cool, maybe he won't waste his good will and political energy on interns.
December 15, 2007 4:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
Tongue in cheek is one thing but tongue in cheek should not be so completely tasteless. Even Republican women should be reeling at Thompson in disgust.
December 15, 2007 4:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
Anyone get a quote from the trophy?
December 15, 2007 5:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
It was a joke, he was being ironic. This headline is sleazy crap that we expect from Republicans. Let Thompson be sarcastic, for god's sake.
And take the headline down.
TPM, you're part of the problem right now.
December 15, 2007 5:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
It's funny because it's true...
December 15, 2007 7:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
You people don't know the meaning of "trophy wife." Senator Thompson was married for over 20 years to his first wife, then was single for 15 years. Educate yourselves, why don't you.
By the way...my spouse is 16 years my senior.
December 15, 2007 8:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
mmm-hmm, that's very funny, fred. i bet wifey was laughing that night as she handed your ol' ass some blankets and a pillow to sleep elsewhere.
December 15, 2007 10:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
What a total waste of time reporting this story - is TPM turning into a tabloid?
December 16, 2007 12:12 AM | Reply | Permalink
"A trophy wife is when you trade the old wife in on a younger, more spry model. Thompson was well single for many years before getting remarried."
During which time he was bedding a number of floozies, because he had power and fame and was using it to bed bimbos. He also dumped his wife, a HS sweetheart, as soon as he got fame and power.
so, OK, fine. It's his business. If he wasn't a public figure claiming to represent conservative family values nobody would care.
But dumping the old wife for a younger one as soon as you get fame and power, sleeping around for a decade, and eventually remarrying someone half your age whose is good looking but rather common otherwise? More like Hollywood values.
No woman who was herself top notch material would marry a guy twice her age who happened to be powerful and famous. And no guy who really wanted a great woman in his life would marry a floozy. If she was really so great she could find a Mr Fantastic, 24 years younger. And if Thompson valued more than youth and looks he would have found someone with more and different qualities.
Why was a good looking, but otherwise unremarkable, woman even dating someone twice her age to begin with? Wealth and power. Flooozy.
December 16, 2007 4:57 AM | Reply | Permalink
"What a total waste of time reporting this story - is TPM turning into a tabloid?"
No, this is serious. If he was running as the Hollywood values candidate, I wouldn't give a damn what he does.
But he, Gulianni, and the rest of them a bunch of hypocrites and phonies. Practice what you preach. Don't claim to be for "conservative family values" and divorce your first wife, with to children, to sleep around and marry a bimbo who is only screwing you because you're a powerful and wealthy man. Since when did that become heartland family values?
It's about time the media calls these hypocrites on their tawdry lives while having the gall to claim to be of morally upright starched character.
December 16, 2007 5:02 AM | Reply | Permalink
Hollywood values? Mr. Fantastic? High School sweetheart? Floozy?
Kozmik, do you live INSIDE a television?
December 16, 2007 6:52 AM | Reply | Permalink
Wow, Kozmik, I guess you must flip every time you see a couple that's not perfectly physically and age-wise similar. Thompson was a very successful, politically connected attorney in Washington long before his divorce, and became a Hollywood TV success long after his divorce, so just save all your pre-judgments and let other people live.
December 16, 2007 9:01 AM | Reply | Permalink
So funny isn't he? as he bumbles his way through the campaign so he won't lose the Federal funding.
Funny that he considers a human being to be a "possession."
Who cares about his wife, what about his wearing Gucci loafers to a country fair?
December 16, 2007 9:11 AM | Reply | Permalink
You have to know the context to see the joke. He answered all of the AP's stupid questions the same way. Did TPM know that when they pulled one answer out of the pack? Come on. Here are his answers:
What’s your favorite joke? Presidential debates.
What’s your favorite keepsake? Trophy wife.
What’s your favorite nickname? Mr. President.
And, of course, there’s my new favorite poke in the eye:
What do you like to do on a ‘lazy day’? Campaigning.
December 16, 2007 9:18 AM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks dcwriter, that certainly adds some well-needed context to it. In any case, people seem to think that somehow his wife never heard the term "trophy wife" or can't deal with obvious humor.
December 16, 2007 4:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
Some interesting context - it was Joe Scarborough who said "she looks like she works the pole", and for a rarity, Robert Novak and William Kristol came out to vehemently deny that she was a "trophy wife", that it didn't fit the definition. Perhaps if someone can teach them the meaning of the words "covert" and "classified" or even "on the record"?
December 16, 2007 4:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
Trophy wives are 27 and Russian, not 40. Besides, this entire discourse around Thompson's wife is (to this Democrat) distasteful and misogynist. Why doesn't Kucinich come under the same fire? His wife IS in her 20's (she has a tongue stud, for crying out loud), which puts Kucinich at more than twice her age (ewww..) and is so far more of a babe than Kucinich is a hunk that a normal man is left wondering. Yet he (and she) is exempted the unpleasant conversation.
Thompson, after a prolonged single period in his life, married an attractive woman in her 40s who is aware of her own sexuality. Full stop. All comments beyond that are ugly and unnecessary and kind of gross, to be honest.
December 17, 2007 9:10 AM | Reply | Permalink
Horrors, he's got a young(er) wife. He took noise for it, so he cracked a joke. Better-played than Giuliani's endless marital nonsense, for what little that's worth. He's not going to win and he's got to know it, give the man a point for a decent joke and get back to the serious business of barbecuing the the serious contenders.
December 17, 2007 12:29 PM | Reply | Permalink