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Hatch: Romney Should Give JFK Speech
One prominent Mitt Romney supporter says the candidate should give a "JFK Speech" dispelling any ideas that the candidate would be a tool of the Church of Latter-Day Saints. Senator Orrin Hatch (R-UT), said there is a "sad misunderstanding" about the church, and Romney will need to correct it.
"I have yet to have anyone in the hierarchy of the Mormon Church say, 'You have to do this and you have to do that,'" said Hatch.
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Hatch . . . The paragon of selling out the Americans . . . Conseuling the used-car salesman of American politics to lie though his teeth . . .
I know there a punch line in there some where . . . I just can't seem to find it.
November 28, 2007 11:30 AM | Reply | Permalink
But he give up his Magical Underwear?
Hatch makes them sound like they're Unitarians or something.
Let's make a list of dos and don'ts:
1) Don't drink alcohol
2) Don't consume caffeine.
3) Do swear to secrecy about your indoctrination process.
4) Do promise to marry within the cult.
5) Do spend 2 years in missionary work.
6) Do wear your magical underwear.
7) Do propagate many little Mormons.
8) Don't associate with your Protestant or Catholic neighbors.
9) This could be a very long list!
November 28, 2007 12:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
Standard Politican speaks thusly:
And I say to you my fellow Americans. To those of you who are of my religious persuasion, vote for me because I will uphold your religious standards in everything I do in office. Ignore everything else said about me.
To those of you who are not of my religious persuasion, vote for me despite our differences in religious standards because I am my own man and not beholden to any religious doctrine, despite what I just said to those others.
If you don't vote for me because you believe that what I just said makes me a two-faced SOB then you are paying way too much attention to my hypocrisy.
November 28, 2007 3:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
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November 28, 2007 10:33 PM | Reply | Permalink