IN-08: Bizarre Hostettler Radio Ad Says Dems Will "Advance Homosexual Agenda"
This is a good one. GOP Rep. John Hostettler, who's floundering in the polls against Dem Brad Ellsworth, has just launched a radio ad claming Dems are plotting to advance the "homosexual agenda." As music sounding like something out of a Clint Eastwood movie soundtrack plays in the background, a narrator who's meant to be spoofing Dirty Harry intones about what will happen if Dems take the House. "Speaker Pelosi will then put in motion her radical plan to advance the homosexual agenda, led by Barney Frank, reprimanded by the House after paying for sex with a man who ran a gay brothel out of Congressman Frank's home," the narrator says. "I know what you're thinking. Is this true? Well, do you feel lucky? Go ahead, vote for Brad Ellsworth. Make Nancy Pelosi's day." Listen to the ad here.















The "homosexual agenda" being equal rights, yeah. How dare they accuse Democrats of actually having the gonads to stand up for what they believe is right! Unfortunately, such an accusation is completely unfounded and baseless.
October 24, 2006 1:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
The 'homosexual agenda' - if there is such a thing - is a lot more about finding a sofa to match the curtains than it is converting your children to their 'lifestyle'.
The GOP - the party of 'smear and fear the queer'.
October 24, 2006 1:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
Cafe Now
The "homosexual agenda" started with the movie, "The Gay Divorcee", it was then followed by the Lassie movies (a cross dressing collie), and then, let's not forget the Enola GAY.
October 24, 2006 1:19 PM | Reply | Permalink
Nothing says strong in the stirrups like man talking about gay brothels over cowboy music. Whoo-ee.
October 24, 2006 1:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
Huh? I thought we Dems have no agenda!
Suddenly there's a nefarious plot to turn Capitol Hill into Brokeback Mountain. Make up yer minds and let us know, GOPhers. Send pervy Jeff Gannon over with yer final answer.
October 24, 2006 1:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
So is Hostettler for or against the reverse cowgirl? Inquiring minds want to know.
[They also want to know why the comment rating system has been bOrken for the past several days. Is this also part of San Francisco (gay) liberal (gay) Nancy (nancy boy) Pelosi's (sarcoma) radical liberal (homosexual) homosexual (liberal) agenda?]
October 24, 2006 2:19 PM | Reply | Permalink
It's not just gay people they're attacking:
"Detroit liberal John Conyers" -- sounds like they want to keep dem dere colored people in their place.
What trash. I can't believe there's still overt racism in US politics...
October 24, 2006 2:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
Indeed, if the comment system were fixed I would have up-rated your post...
October 24, 2006 2:51 PM | Reply | Permalink
Won't this almost obviously backfire by reminding voters of the Mark Foley congressional page scandal?
The reverse ad would be easy: "Speaker Hastert, who lives together with his Chief of Staff in a D.C. townhouse, covered up for Republican congressman Mark Foley while he continually had inappropriate contact with boys who had served as House pages."
"I know what you're thinking. Is this true? Well, do you feel lucky? Go ahead, vote for John Hostettler. Make Denny Hastert's day."
October 24, 2006 3:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oh man, can we get those guys to come do some campaign radio ads for Hastert?
October 24, 2006 3:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
OM, Speaker Dennis Hastert live in a menage a trois with his chief of staff, Scott Palmer, and his deputy chief of staff, Mike Stokke. Sorry but I don't know how to do accents grave.
I don't know anything about Mike Stokke but I'm pretty sure Scott Palmer is gay. Palmer loves shopping, gardening and the opera, according to one profile.
October 24, 2006 3:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
You're on the trail of something with the last. Herman Kahn once told the SAC targeters "Gentlement, you do not have a war plan. You have wargasm."
Need I mention that the "Little Boy" was the...cough...gun-type bomb dropped by Enola Gay? As opposed to "Fat Man" used on Nagasaki, it was a long cylinder...
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Howard
*equal opportunity offense to both extremes*
October 24, 2006 6:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'm still trying to think how the agenda would be written consistently with Robert's Rules of Order. Alternatively, since we have been touching on Congress, Jefferson's Rules.
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Howard
*equal opportunity offense to both extremes*
October 24, 2006 6:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
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