Warning: Unfortunate choice of metaphors ahead! At last night's gubernatorial debate in New York, GOP candidate John Faso attacked Dem Eliot Spitzer for his support of gay marriage as follows:

"It's a testament to Mr. Spitzer's certainty on all of these type of issues that he says on day one he's going to force gay marriage down the throats of many New Yorkers."

When the college-aged audience began to laugh, Spitzer quipped: "Without commenting on his use of metaphors, I would sign that bill."